Chasing Harry Winston
panties is a vile word
When Leighâ€™s doorbell rang unexpectedly at nine on a Monday night, she did not think, Gee, I wonder who that could be. She thought, Shit. Go away. Were there people who actually welcomed unannounced visitors when they just stopped by to â€œsay helloâ€ or â€œcheck inâ€ ? Recluses, probably. Or those friendly Midwestern folks sheâ€™d seen depicted in Big Love but had never actually metâ€”yes, they probably didnâ€™t mind. But this! This was an affront. Monday nights were sacred and completely off-limits to the rest of the world, a time of No Human Contact when Leigh could veg out in sweats and watch episode after beautiful TiVoâ€™d episode of Project Runway. It was her only time alone all week, and after some intensive training on her part, her friends, her family, and her boyfriend, Russell, finally abided by it.
The girls had stopped asking for Monday-night plans at the end of the nineties; Russell, who in the beginning of their relationship had openly balked, now quietly contained his resentment (and in football season relished having his own Monday nights free); her mother struggled through one night a week without picking up the phone to call, finally accepting after all these years that she wouldnâ€™t hear from Leigh until Tuesday morning no matter how many times she hit Redial. Even Leighâ€™s publisher knew better than to assign her Monday-night readingâ€¦or, god forbid, knew not to log an interrupting phone call. Which is precisely why it was so incredible that her doorbell had just rungâ€”incredible and panic-inducing.
Figuring it was her super, there to change the air-conditioning filter; or one of the delivery guys from Hot Enchiladas, leaving a menu; or, most likely of all, someone just confusing her door with one of her neighborsâ€™, she hit Mute on the TV remote and did not move a muscle. She cocked her head to the side like a Labrador, straining for any confirmation that the intruder had left, but the only thing she heard was the dull, constant thudding from above. Suffering from what her old shrink called â€œnoise sensitivityâ€ and everyone else described as â€œfucking neurotic,â€ Leigh had, of course, thoroughly scoped out her upstairs neighbor before signing over her life savings: The apartment might have been the most perfect sheâ€™d seen in a year and a half of looking, but she hadnâ€™t wanted to take any chances.
Leigh had asked Adriana for the scoop on the woman above her, in apartment 17D, but her friend had just pursed her pouty lips and shrugged. No matter that Adriana had lived in the buildingâ€™s full-floor penthouse apartment from the day her parents had moved from SÃ£o Paulo to New York nearly two decades before; she had completely embraced the New Yorkerâ€™s I-Promise-Not-to-Acknowledge-You-If-You-Extend-Me-the-Same-Courtesy attitude toward her neighbors and could offer Leigh no info on her neighbor. And so, on a blustery December Saturday right before Christmas, Leigh had slipped the buildingâ€™s doorman twenty bucks, Bond-style, and waited in the lobby, pretending to read a manuscript. After Leigh spent three hours scanning the same anecdote, the doorman coughed loudly and looked at her over the top of his glasses with meaning. Glancing up, Leigh felt an immediate wave of relief. Before her, removing a QVC catalog from an unlocked mailbox, stood an overweight woman in a polka-dot housedress. Not a day younger than eighty, thought Leigh, and she breathed a sigh of relief; there would be no stilettos clacking against the hardwood floors, no late-night parties, no parade of visitors stomping around.
The very next day Leigh wrote a check for the down payment, and two months later she excitedly moved into her mint-condition one-bedroom dream apartment. It had a renovated kitchen, an oversized bathtub, and a more than decent northern view of the Empire State Building. It might have been one of the smallest units in the buildingâ€”okay, the smallestâ€”but it was still a dream, a beautiful, lucky dream in a building Leigh never thought she could afford, each and every obscenely priced square foot paid for with her own hard work and savings.
How could she possibly have predicted that the seemingly innocuous upstairs neighbor was a dedicated wearer of massive wooden orthopedic clogs? Still, Leigh berated herself regularly for thinking high heels were the only potential noise risk: it had been an amateurâ€™s mistake. Before sheâ€™d spotted her neighbor wearing the offending shoes, Leigh had created an elaborate explanation for the relentless upstairs racket. She decided that the woman had to be Dutch (since everyone knew Dutch people wore clogs), and the matriarch of a huge, proudly Dutch family who received constant visits from countless children, grandchildren, nieces, nephews, siblings, cousins, and general advice-seekersâ€¦all, most likely, Dutch clog-wearers. After spotting her neighbor wearing an air cast and feigning interest in the womanâ€™s disgusting-sounding foot ailments including (but not limited to) plantar fasciitis, ingrown toenails, neuromas, and bunions, Leigh had clucked as sympathetically as she could manage and then raced upstairs to check her copy of the co-op rules. Sure enough, they dictated that owners were required to cover eighty percent of their hardwood floors with carpetâ€”which she realized was an entirely moot point when the very next page revealed that her upstairs neighbor was president of the board.
Leigh had already endured nearly four months of round-the-clock clogging, something that might have been funny if it was happening to someone else. Her nerves were directly tied to the volume and frequency of the steady thump-thump-thump that segued into a thumpety-thump-thumpety-thump-thump pattern when Leighâ€™s heart began to pound right along with it. She tried to breathe slowly, but her exhales were short and raspy, punctuated by little guppy gasps. As she examined her pale complexion (which on good days she thought of as â€œetherealâ€ and all other times accepted as â€œsicklyâ€ ) in the mirrored hallway closet door, a thin sheen of perspiration dampened her forehead.
It seemed to be happening more frequently, this sweating/breathing issueâ€”and not just when she heard the wood-on-wood banging. Sometimes Leigh would awaken from a sleep so deep it almost hurt, only to find her heart racing and her sheets drenched. Last week in the middle of an otherwise completely relaxing shavasnaâ€”albeit one where the instructor felt compelled to play an a capella version of â€œAmazing Graceâ€ over the speakersâ€”a sharp pain shot through Leighâ€™s chest on each measured inhale. And just this morning as she watched the human tidal wave of commuters cram onto the N trainâ€”she forced herself to take the subway, but hated every second of itâ€”Leighâ€™s throat constricted and her pulse inexplicably quickened. There seemed to be only two plausible explanations, and although she could be a bit of a hypochondriac, even Leigh didnâ€™t think she was a likely candidate for a coronary: It was a panic attack, plain and simple.
In an ineffective attempt to dispel the panic, Leigh pressed her fingertips into her temples and stretched her neck from side to side, neither of which did a damn thing. It felt like her lungs could reach only ten percent capacity, and just as she considered who would find her bodyâ€”and whenâ€”she heard a choked sobbing and yet another ring of her doorbell.
She tiptoed over to the door and looked through the peephole but saw only empty hallway. This was exactly how people ended up robbed and raped in New York Cityâ€”getting duped by some criminal mastermind into opening their doors. Iâ€™m not falling for this, she thought as she stealthily dialed her doorman. Never mind that her buildingâ€™s security rivaled the UNâ€™s, or that in eight years of city living she didnâ€™t personally know anyone whoâ€™d been so much as pickpocketed, or that the chances of a psychopathic murderer choosing her apartment from more than two hundred other units in her building was unlikelyâ€¦. This was how it all started.
The doorman answered after four eternally long rings.
â€œGerard, itâ€™s Leigh Eisner in 16D. Thereâ€™s someone outside my door. I think theyâ€™re trying to break in. Can you come up here right away? Should I call 911?â€ The words came out in a frantic jumble as Leigh paced the small foyer and popped Nicorette squares into her mouth directly from the foil wrapper.
â€œMiss Eisner, of course Iâ€™ll send someone up immediately, but perhaps youâ€™re mistaking Miss Solomon for someone else? She arrived a few minutes ago and proceeded directly to your apartmentâ€¦which is permissible for someone on your permanent clearance list.â€
â€œEmmyâ€™s here?â€ Leigh asked. She forgot all about her imminent death by disease or homicide and pulled open her door to find Emmy rocking back and forth on the hallway floor, knees pulled tight against her chest, cheeks slick with tears.
â€œMiss, may I be of further assistance? Shall I stillâ€”â€
â€œThanks for your help, Gerard. Weâ€™re fine now,â€ Leigh said, snapping shut her cell phone and shoving it into the kangaroo pocket of her sweatshirt. She dropped to her knees without thinking and wrapped her arms around Emmy.
â€œHoney, whatâ€™s wrong?â€ she crooned, gathering Emmyâ€™s tear-dampened hair from her face into a ponytail. â€œWhat happened?â€
The show of concern brought with it a fresh stream of tears; Emmy was sobbing so hard her tiny body trembled. Leigh ran through the possibilities of what could cause such pain, and came up with only three: a death in the family, a pending death in the family, or a man.
â€œSweetie, is it your parents? Did something happen to them? To Izzie?â€
Emmy shook her head.
â€œTalk to me, Emmy. Is everything okay with Duncan?â€
This elicited a wail so plaintive it hurt Leigh to hear it. Bingo.
â€œOver,â€ Emmy cried, her voice catching in her throat. â€œItâ€™s over for good.â€
Emmy had made this pronouncement no fewer than eight times in the five years she and Duncan had been dating, but something about tonight seemed different.
â€œHoney, Iâ€™m sure itâ€™s all justâ€”â€
â€œHe met someone.â€
â€œHe what?â€ Leigh dropped her arms and sat back on her ankles.
â€œIâ€™m sorry, let me rephrase: I bought him someone.â€
â€œWhat on earth are you talking about?â€
â€œRemember when I got him a membership at Clay for his thirty-first birthday because he was desperate to get back in shape? And then he never wentâ€”not one fucking time in two whole yearsâ€”because, according to him, it wasnâ€™t â€˜an efficient use of his timeâ€™ to just go and stand on the treadmill? So rather than just cancel the whole damn thing and forget about it, I, genius extraordinaire, decide to buy him a series of sessions with a personal trainer so he wouldnâ€™t have to waste one precious second exercising like everyone else.â€
â€œI think I can see where this is going.â€
â€œWhat? You think he fucked her?â€ Emmy laughed mirthlessly. It sometimes surprised people to hear Emmy trash-talk with such ferocityâ€”she was, after all, only five-one and looked no older than a teenagerâ€”but Leigh barely even noticed anymore. â€œI thought so, too. Itâ€™s so much worse than that.â€
â€œThat sounds bad enough, sweetheart.â€ All-out loving sympathy and support were the best she could offer, but Emmy didnâ€™t appear comforted.
â€œYou probably wonder how it could get worse, right? Well, let me tell you how. He didnâ€™t just fuck herâ€”I could maybe deal with that. Noooo, not my Duncan. He â€˜fell in loveâ€™ with her.â€ Emmy jabbed out air quotes with the forefingers and middle fingers of both hands and rolled her bloodshot eyes. â€œHeâ€™s â€˜waiting for her,â€™ quote-unquote, until sheâ€™s â€˜ready.â€™ Sheâ€™s a VIRGIN, for chrissake! Iâ€™ve put up with five years of his cheating and lies and kinky, weird sex so he can FALL IN LOVE WITH A VIRGIN TRAINER I HIRED IN THE GYM I PAID FOR? In love! Leigh, what am I going to do?â€
Leigh, relieved that she could finally do something tangible, took Emmyâ€™s arm and helped her to her feet. â€œCome in, honey. Letâ€™s go inside. Iâ€™ll make us some tea and you can tell me what happened.â€
Emmy sniffed. â€œOh, god, I forgotâ€¦itâ€™s Monday. I donâ€™t want to interrupt. Iâ€™ll be fineâ€¦.â€
â€œDonâ€™t be ridiculous. I wasnâ€™t even doing anything,â€ Leigh lied. â€œCome in this minute.â€
Leigh led her to the couch and, after patting the overstuffed arm to indicate where Emmy should rest her head, ducked behind the wall that separated the living room from the kitchen. With its speckled granite countertops and new stainless steel appliances, the kitchen was Leighâ€™s favorite room in the whole apartment. All of her pots and pans hung from under-cabinet hooks in order of size, and all of her utensils and spices were obsessively organized in matching glass and stainless containers. Crumbs, spills, wrappers, dirty dishesâ€”all nonexistent. The refrigerator looked like someone had Hoovered it clean, and the countertops were entirely smudge-free. If it was possible for a room to personify its ownerâ€™s neurotic personality, the kitchen and Leigh could be identical twins.
She filled the kettle (purchased just last week during a Bloomingdaleâ€™s Home Sale, because who said you were entitled to new things only when you registered?), piled a tray high with cheese and Wheat Thins, and peeked through the window into the living room to make sure Emmy was resting comfortably. Seeing that she was lying flat on her back with an arm flung over her eyes, Leigh slipped out her cell phone and selected Adrianaâ€™s name from her phone book. She typed: SOS. E & D finished. Get down here ASAP.
â€œDo you have Advil?â€ Emmy called from the couch. And then, more quietly: â€œDuncan always carried Advil.â€
Leigh opened her mouth to add that Duncan had always carried a lot of thingsâ€”a business card for his fa...
Présentation de l'éditeur
The #1 bestselling author of The Devil Wears Prada and Revenge Wears Prada returns with the story of three best friends in New York City who, in the middle of dating disasters and career missteps, vow to change their entire lives...and change them fast.
Emmy is newly single, and not by choice. She was this close to the ring and the baby she’s wanted her whole life when her boyfriend left her for his twenty-three-year-old personal trainer—whose fees are paid by Emmy. With her plans for the perfect white wedding in the trash, Emmy is now ordering takeout for one. Her friends insist an around-the-world sex-fueled adventure will solve all her problems—could they be right?
Leigh, a young star in the publishing business, is within striking distance of landing her dream job as senior editor and marrying her dream guy. And to top it all off, she has just purchased her dream apartment. Only when Leigh begins to edit the enfant terrible of the literary world, the brilliant and brooding Jesse Chapman, does she start to notice some cracks in her perfect life...
Adriana is the drop-dead-gorgeous daughter of a famous supermodel. She possesses the kind of feminine wiles made only in Brazil, and she never hesitates to use them. But she’s about to turn thirty and—as her mother keeps reminding her—she won’t have her pick of the men forever. Everyone knows beauty is ephemeral and there’s always someone younger and prettier right around the corner. Suddenly she’s wondering...does Mother know best?
These three very different girls have been best friends for a decade in the greatest city on earth. As they near thirty, they’re looking toward their future...but despite all they’ve earned—first-class travel, career promotions, invites to all the right parties, and luxuries small and large—they’re not quite sure they like what they see...
One Saturday night at the Waverly Inn, Adriana and Emmy make a pact: within a single year, each will drastically change her life. Leigh watches from the sidelines, not making any promises, but she’ll soon discover she has the most to lose. Their friendship is forever, but everything else is on the table. Three best friends. Two resolutions. One year to pull it off.
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