Good Mourning - Couverture rigide

Meyer, Elizabeth

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ISBN 10 : 1476783616 ISBN 13 : 9781476783611

Editeur : Gallery Books, 2015

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Good Mourning

ONE

It Starts with an Ending

You know that feeling when someone tells you bad news, and for a second, it’s like you’re watching someone else’s life happen to your life? And then, after you’ve had a moment to absorb it all, there’s this moment of panic. You realize you can’t fast-forward to the happy scene where all the characters break out in a dance or clink their glasses of wine together over a table because Whew, thank God that’s over. Now somebody roll the freaking credits. That’s how I felt when my dad, whom the rest of the world knew as Brett Meyer, told me he had cancer. If my life had a soundtrack, the music would have stopped in that moment. My dad? Cancer? Impossible.

That’s not my movie—at least, I was naïve enough to think it wasn’t when I was sixteen. Up until then, my life had been about ski vacations to Vail, weekend trips to Palm Beach, and partying with my best friend, Gaby. Know where we had our Sweet Sixteen? At a club in New York’s hip Meatpacking District. It was total excess: bamboo invitations to three hundred friends, Mark Ronson at the turn­tables, a gaggle of models circling around the dance floor. Gaby and I spent half the night sneaking Long Island Iced Teas and cosmopolitans into the bathroom (those seemed cool to drink at the time) and the other half grinding up against prep-school boys trying to move their Ferragamo loafers to a beat. At that point, the biggest problem in my life was whether we should go with buttercream or fondant for our five-tier birthday cake.

To his credit, my dad didn’t want to make a big deal about the whole cancer thing, and so after the initial shock of his diagnosis, my mom, Francesca; my brother, Max; and I went back to business as usual. Dad occasionally scooted to the hospital for a quick chemo treatment, but we treated it more like he was going to a hair appointment—a weekly “touch-up” to make sure no roots were peeking through. He never acted like he was going to die, or like death was even a possibility, and so we didn’t think that way, either. Even nine years later, my mom can hardly believe that he’s gone. “I never once thought this would happen,” she says. Mom has always been a realist but still thought, as most of us do, that the bad stuff—the cancer, the car accident, the overdose—happened to other people. Not her. Not her family. Not my dad.

Part of what made Dad seem so untouchable was his personality—you just couldn’t shake him. One of my favorite stories is from early in my parents’ marriage when they took a trip to Key Biscayne, Florida. Dad got this idea to rent a catamaran, even though my mom thought they should play it safe on the beach. (This was a common theme in their marriage: Dad was the adventurer, Mom was the voice of reason . . . or at least practicality.) “Something always goes wrong,” she said to him. But Dad was all, “No, no, it’ll be great!” and—thanks to his lawyer skills and a smile that always got her—they went. A couple of hours later, there they were on the catamaran, watching the sunset, when the thing split in half. Mom wasn’t a great swimmer, so she hung on to a piece of the broken boat, bobbing up and down in the water, as the sky grew darker and darker. “Are there sharks?” she asked my dad, terrified. He looked around, treading water. “Probably,” he said, as if he were talking about guppies. A couple of hours later—yes, hours—a boat finally noticed them and came to the rescue. Know what Dad wanted to do the next day? Go sailing.

Mom settled into the Upper East Side well, but she grew up in a working-class neighborhood in Queens—the type of place where big Italian families got together after church every week for macaroni and Sunday sauce. While Dad studied at an expensive private university in New England, she was keeping it real living at home while going to college in the city. In fact, they probably wouldn’t have met—Lord knows their social circles never overlapped—if my mom hadn’t randomly befriended an acquaintance of my father’s while she was on vacation. By the time her plane landed back in New York, she already had a missed call from my dad. She only called him back because her mom insisted it was rude not to at least respond, and she eventually agreed to go out with him for the sole reason that he asked her out for a Tuesday. Mom had other options, and she was not keen on giving up a Saturday night for some what’s-his-face on the other side of the river.

Dad, on the other hand, grew up in a mansion in Scarsdale—an affluent New York suburb where extravagant homes line the streets and people have pool houses and gardeners. His mom, Elaine, was less than welcoming when Dad brought home a girl from Queens. My mom still talks about the horror of their first dinner: Elaine kept kicking under the table, shouting, “It’s not working! It’s not working!” Only later did Mom realize that the “it” was a bell attached to a wire used to signal the help, either to clear a plate or fetch her something from the kitchen because God forbid she get up. Dad, who had cut the wire, laughed off his crazy mother’s behavior—something he was always able to do. (Me? Not as much. Elaine—yes, I called my grandmother by her first name—was the epitome of a society snob.) Even at stuffy charity dinners and black-tie parties, Dad was always able to keep a sense of humor about the whole thing—the money, the people, the scene. He used to say, “Never own something you can’t afford to lose, Lizzie.” I never forgot it.

So when it became clear that, after he’d been fighting cancer for five years, I might actually lose my dad—the one thing I couldn’t imagine living without—I struggled to wrap my head around it. I started to treat Dad’s hospital stay like he was shacking up at a nearby hotel. After a night clubbing with friends from New York University (where I went to college so that I could stay close to my father), I’d head to a bagel shop at five a.m., pick up a half dozen soft, doughy pieces of heaven and a tub of cream cheese to share with the nurses, and head to Dad’s hospital room for breakfast. He never said a word about my probably too-short skirts or probably too-high heels. We’d just talk about how the Giants played last weekend and if they had a shot in hell on Sunday.

Then one morning before a major surgery—one that he might not make it out of, the doctors told us—my father finally admitted that there was a chance, a slight chance, that he wasn’t going to be there to do all the things we’d planned. There might not be another trip up to our country house in the Berkshires, where Dad used to pull my friends and me on an inflatable tube around a frozen lake from the back of a four-wheeler. There might not be another family trip to Europe, or sail up the Hudson, or even early-morning bagel breakfast; no more father-daughter dates to the Met Ball or summertime canoe races. There might not be more of our ­favorite things, because time might be up.

And then, just like that, it was.

I remember getting the call: I was out walking our black Lab, Maggie, and didn’t have my phone on me, but I just got this feeling in the pit of my stomach—something told me to get home, and fast. When I ran through the door, I grabbed my cell phone without so much as taking off my coat and saw that I had ten missed calls from Max and my mom. I didn’t check the messages. I didn’t have to. I knew what this meant. The only person I did reach out to was Elaine. I knew she was on her way to the airport, eager to get back to her bridge games and Russian wolfhounds, affectionately and ridiculously named Smirnoff One and Smirnoff Two. (For all her fantastic taste in designer clothes and vintage cars, Elaine had terrible taste in booze.) I figured she’d want to have the car swing back around ASAP to the hospital—this was her son, after all. But instead she just sighed into the phone. “Lovey girl, I have to get back.” Elaine had never been maternal—I’d never once seen her even hug my dad, and the only way she ever showed me affection (if you can call it that) was by tapping on her nose and demanding a kiss. On her nose. Although, what can you expect from a woman who hid a bell under the table to summon her staff?

When I returned to the hospital, Dad was lying in his bed, with Max standing behind him and my mom at his side. My uncle—Dad’s brother—was also there with his wife. The doctors explained what was about to happen: Dad needed to be put into an induced coma so that they could try to elevate his white blood cell count. First, they would need to stick a tube down this throat. After that, he would be on a ventilator and would soon be completely unresponsive. They were clear that the odds were stacked against us, and there was a good chance Dad might not wake up—ever. But they were also clear that there was no other option except to take no chances—very unlike Dad—and lose him anyway within days, even hours.

I walked around to the other side of the bed, opposite from where my mom was standing, and held my dad’s other hand. He looked up at me calmly, even though he knew exactly what was going on. “I love you,” I said, somehow managing to stick to the group’s code of not crying, not even now. “It’ll be fine,” Dad replied.

I stroked his hand while a nurse pushed the breathing tube down his throat and then as they wheeled him away. For the next two days, Max and I swapped turns sitting by Dad’s side in the ICU. Max read him short stories by Kurt Vonnegut, and I talked to him about nothing in particular—although I did ask him, beg him, a few times not to leave me. “What would I do without you?” I asked, sometimes jokingly, other times desperately. I wondered if it was true what they say about people in comas being able to hear and feel you. Staring at my father lying there, hooked up to a gazillion machines, it was hard to imagine that was possible. In a lot of ways, I wished that he had already gone somewhere else. If he’d been able to speak, I’m sure he would have said something like, “This place sucks. I mean, talk about a bunch of stiffs. Let’s get out of here.”

Finally the doctors told us what we already knew—Dad wasn’t coming out of it. So we once again gathered around his bed, my mom and I each taking one of his hands, and prepared ourselves for another good-bye . . . this time, the final one. The machine with Dad’s vitals went from beep-beep-beep to beep . . . beep . . . to one long, steady beep, just the way you think it does. And while my heart was aching, the scene itself lacked much drama.

Before we headed out to the garage to get the car, I grabbed Dad’s cell phone—which was still ringing with calls from clients and friends, many of whom he had never even told he was sick. Up until his death, Dad had still been holding meetings in his hospital room, where a bunch of associates from his office (they of course knew he was sick, but not that sick) would stand around and debrief him on this case or that case, while Dad told them how to handle things. He had never let on that he might not make it—and so there it was, a cell phone filled with missed calls and voice mails, going off once again.

“Hello, this is Elizabeth speaking,” I answered, trying to keep my voice steady even though my mind was spinning. Is this really happening? I thought. Am I really answering Dad’s phone, because Dad is gone?

“Hi there, Elizabeth. Can you put Brett on? We have a question and I think he—”

“I’m so sorry, but my father isn’t available.”

“Oh. Okay. Well, just tell him tha—”

“He passed away,” I said, blurting the words out, getting them over with.

“What?”

I took a deep breath, willing myself to say it again. The room spun faster. “He passed away. It just happened.”

Silence.

More silence.

“Oh my God.”

“We’ll be in touch with the firm as soon as we’ve made arrangements,” I said, a weird numbness setting in.

There was another missed call—several, actually—from Elaine. She’d been dialing me, Max, and Mom, one after the other, for the past few hours, and we’d all been hitting “ignore.” I listened to her voice mail, which said, and I kid you not: “Lovey girl. It’s Nanny calling. I’ve started running a bath. I’d like to know how your father is before I get in. And you know nobody likes to soak in cold water. Call me.”

I felt a wave of rage come over me. She knew damn well when she strapped her tweed-covered ass into her first-class seat on the plane that she was never going to see her son again. How is he doing?? Are you fucking kidding me?? I picked up the phone, dialed her number, and barely let her voice ring in my ear before opening my mouth:

“He’s dead,” I said. Then I hung up.

When I got back to my parents’ Fifth Avenue apartment, it occurred to me that everything should be different—and yet everything was the same. Maggie wiggled to greet us at the door, unaware of what we’d all just lost. A copy of the New York Times from that morning remained on the entrance table, unread. The silver picture frames on the living room mantel tilted just so—each filled with images of my father and my whole family in happier times, staring back at me as if to ask, Why so sad, Lizzie?

I grabbed my phone, wrapped myself in a yellow cashmere blanket, and slumped onto the edge of the couch. Then I looked up the number for Crawford Funeral Home, just a couple of blocks away, to schedule an appointment. It might sound weird that at twenty-one, I was the one who took on the responsibility of arranging my father’s funeral. But to be honest, I didn’t trust anyone else to get it right. Besides, unlike my mom and brother, who were being comforted by adoring friends and family in the next room and noshing on some of the pounds and pounds of catered food our family had ordered (Italians grieve with carbs), I preferred to be alone. A few minutes later, I had an appointment scheduled with the funeral director for the next morning.

I didn’t sleep. I’m not sure anybody did. For one thing, our apartment was buzzing with people well past midnight—I couldn’t tell if they were grieving and wanted to connect to Dad, through us, or if they felt bad and didn’t want to leave Mom, Max, and me alone. Normally, I would be the one walking around filling people’s drinks and turning up the music, but I couldn’t will myself off that couch. I had even hoisted poor Maggie onto it with me, using her ­as a pillow. It wasn’t until Gaby—fresh off a plane from Los Angeles—rushed through the door and threw her arms around me that I finally felt a sense of calm. While most people wouldn’t put their thousand-dollar vicuña shawl anywhere near someone’s teary, snot-covered face, she pulled me in as close to her as I could get. Gaby was the one person who didn’t ask me if I was okay. She knew I wasn’t. She wasn’t really, either. We both loved my dad.

At seven a.m., I took Maggie out to Central Park, her absolute favorite time to go for a walk since dogs are ­allowed to roam off-leash early in the morning. Afterward, I took off my clothes—the same ones I had been wearing for more than twenty-four hours—and dragged myself into the shower. I let the hot water run over me and again fell into a deep cry, this time with no one to comfort me. Dad was gone. He wasn’t on a business trip. He wasn’t at the hospital. Yesterday, with its quiet beginning and hectic ending, was not a dream. A heavy weight built up in my chest until I let out a deep sob—the kind of cry that starts way down inside of you and comes out like a gasp of air. My tears mixed with the water pouring down from the showerhead, and for twenty ...

Revue de presse :

“If Carrie Bradshaw worked in a funeral home à la Six Feet Under, her story would look something like Meyer’s charming memoir about her tenure planning funerals.” (Publishers Weekly, starred review)

"A sweet, touching, and funny read. Meyer is truly likable, a great storyteller... A lighthearted, moving glimpse into the almost beyond.” (Booklist)

“Still grieving her dad’s death, Meyer got a job at a famed NYC funeral home (of all places). Oddly enough, as she charmingly reveals, it helped her heal.” (Good Housekeeping)

“A page-turning memoir about what goes on behind the scenes at the funeral home where anyone who's anyone in New York goes to be embalmed.” (Town & Country)

"A behind-the-scenes look into one of the most legendary funeral homes in the country." (Cosmopolitan)

“Valuable lessons about living from the death industry.” (USA Today)

“Meyer’s post-college stint at a Manhattan funeral parlor yielded a memoir that’s both funny and touching.” (People)

"Meyer's new memoir, Good Mourning, is a hilarious and often poignant look at her time at Crawford and her life in the aftermath of her father's death." (Bustle)

“[A] fast, funny memoir... Good Mourning makes perfect, macabre reading.” (New York Post)

“A lighthearted and poignant account of a job we’ve always found morbidly fascinating. It’s also a reminder: Sometimes the silliest send-offs are the most fitting... and the ones that truly help us heal.” (PureWow)

À propos de cette édition

• Éditeur: Gallery Books
• Date d'édition: 2015
• ISBN 10: 1476783616
• ISBN 13: 9781476783611
• Reliure: Relié
• Nombre de pages: 288