Be Ready When the Sh*t Goes Down: A Survival Guide to the Apocalypse – A Timely, Hilarious Manual for Mad Max Living - Couverture souple

Griffin, Forrest; Krauss, Erich

Couverture souple

ISBN 10 : 0061998265 ISBN 13 : 9780061998263

Editeur : William Morrow Paperbacks, 2011

Synopsis

Ultimate Fighter champ Forrest Griffin and Erich Krauss, who previously brought you the New York Times bestseller Got Fight, now offer a hilarious and very timely guide to surviving the coming apocalypse. Be Ready When the Sh*t Goes Down provides everything an aspiring Mad Max needs to know about post-apocalyptic living. Since it’s coming soon anyway, we might as well all Be Ready When the Sh*t Goes Down.

• Survival Skills: Learn how to hot-wire a car, build a Vehicle of Death with Zakk Wylde, and why your friends will absolutely laugh their asses off while a rabid dog eats you.
• Weapons and Combat: Master the art of the choke hold, the proper way to grip a gun (hint: not like in rap videos), and how to turn everyday objects into weapons of opportunity.
• Worst-Case Scenarios: A full breakdown of every potential apocalypse—from economic collapse to viral pandemic—and a guide to dealing with the most dangerous survivors: hippies, fat people, and children.
• Mental Fortitude: Prepare your mind for the tough decisions, from abandoning injured friends to why love is the arch-nemesis of the apocalyptic survivor.

A propos du livre

À propos des auteurs

Forrest Griffin is one of the top-ranked light-heavyweight mixed martial artists in the world. He won the first season of The Ultimate Fighter in 2005 and has been one of the most beloved UFC fighters ever since. He is the Day man, fighter of the Night man, and champion of the sun. He is also a master of karate and friendship for everyone. But calm down, ladies, Forrest and his main squeeze, Jaime, live in Las Vegas.

Erich Krauss is a professional Muay Thai fighter and the author of more than twenty-five books, including Anderson Silva's The Mixed Martial Arts Instruction Manual: Striking. He has written for the New York Times, and is the founder and publisher of Victory Belt Publishing. He lives in Las Vegas.

À propos de la quatrième de couverture

The end of the world is coming. Are you going to be ready when the sh*t goes down? Here’s a quick checklist:

1. Have you dug up your wife’s rose garden and built a fallout shelter, equipped with a prison where you can lock up annoying family members?
2. Have you mapped out an escape route to your safe zone?
3. Is there a vehicle of death sitting in your garage?
4. Have you filled your go bag with all the needed instruments, including waterproof matches, postapocalyptic goggles, and at least one sexual party favor?
5. Have you learned how to milk various types of animals, including a giraffe?

You need this book more than you even know. Without it, you’re roadkill. Lucky for you, Forrest Griffin is the perfect apocalyptic chaperone. From spotting the signs of the global downfall to alienating your loved ones now so they don’t come looking for you after, to hot-wiring a car to starting a religion in your own image, Griffin provides you with all the hot knowledge you need to survive the downfall of civilization. Simply put, this is the most important book about the apocalypse that you will ever read by a UFC fighter from Georgia.

Détails de l'édition

• Éditeur: William Morrow Paperbacks
• Date d'édition: 2011
• Langue: anglais
• ISBN 10: 0061998265
• ISBN 13: 9780061998263
• Reliure: Broché
• Nombre de pages: 246
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