So You Wanna Be a Mobster: - Couverture souple

Sialiano, John

Couverture souple

ISBN 10 : 0806528621 ISBN 13 : 9780806528625

Editeur : Citadel, 2008

Synopsis

Have You Ever Dreamed Of. . .

• Making your own hours?

• Owning a topless joint?

• Flaunting the laws of the land for financial gain?

• Motivating a gang of burly, brainless thugs to do your bidding?

• Earning the respect you deserve--or better yet--sporting an undeniable aura of fear?

If You Answered Yes To Any Of The Questions Above, We're Gonna Make You An Offer You Can't Refuse!

Mob know-it-all and popular New York City radio jock Goumba Johnny gives you the lowdown on what it takes to be a wiseguy. And you don't even have to be Italian or live in a major urban area! Whether you're in Oatmeal, Nebraska, or Cheeseville, Wisconsin, starting your own Mafia family is a lot easier than you think. With this handy guide, Goumba Johnny shows you the finer points of bookmaking, loan-sharking, detecting wiretaps, corrupting politicians, finding the right mistress or mistresses, and not ending up in the trunk of a Lincoln Town Car.

You'll get the best tables in restaurants, quaff the finest wines and choice cuts of steak, and snooty headwaiters will grovel at your feet. Beautiful women who wouldn't give you a second look now will throw themselves at you, attracted by the brute power you radiate. You'll wear the finest silk suits money can buy, own Rolexes by the dozen, and sport obscenely expensive pinky rings and diamond money clips.

So You Wanna Be a Mobster is the ultimate self-help book--it will show you how to help yourself to other people's money!

For Academic Study Only

John "Goumba Johnny" Sialiano was born in the Bronx and entered the radio industry after many career changes. With his natural quick wit and charm, Johnny has shared the stage with many of the top acts in comedy such as Andrew Dice Clay, Mario Cantone, George Wallace, Jay Mohr, Tommy Davidson, Martin Lawrence, Colin Quinn, Paul Rodriguez, and Jerry Seinfeld. Goumba Johnny has appeared on television shows such as The Weakest Link, The Montel Williams Show, Tough Crowd with Colin Quinn, The CBS Early Show, The Ricki Lake Show, The Queen Latifah Show, Who Wants to Be a Millionaire, Metro TV/Naked New York, and Court TV. In 2003, Johnny starred in his own comedy special, Goumba Johnny's Slice of Italian Comedy, and in early 2004, it appeared as a special on Pay-per-View for Direct TV, Time Warner Cable, and Cablevision, continuing to gain fans nationwide.

Goumba Johnny co-hosts (with Hollywood Hamilton) the highly rated drive-time 3-7 p.m. slot on New York's KTU-FM radio. He lives in New York City.

A propos du livre

Présentation de l'éditeur

Have You Ever Dreamed Of. . .
   · Making your own hours?
   · Owning a topless joint?
   · Flaunting the laws of the land for financial gain?
   · Motivating a gang of burly, brainless thugs to do your bidding?
   · Earning the respect you deserve--or better yet--sporting an undeniable aura of fear?
If You Answered Yes To Any Of The Questions Above, We're Gonna Make You An Offer You Can't Refuse!

Mob know-it-all and popular New York City radio jock Goumba Johnny gives you the lowdown on what it takes to be a wiseguy. And you don't even have to be Italian or live in a major urban area! Whether you're in Oatmeal, Nebraska, or Cheeseville, Wisconsin, starting your own Mafia family is a lot easier than you think. With this handy guide, Goumba Johnny shows you the finer points of bookmaking, loan-sharking, detecting wiretaps, corrupting politicians, finding the right mistress or mistresses, and not ending up in the trunk of a Lincoln Town Car.

You'll get the best tables in restaurants, quaff the finest wines and choice cuts of steak, and snooty headwaiters will grovel at your feet. Beautiful women who wouldn't give you a second look now will throw themselves at you, attracted by the brute power you radiate. You'll wear the finest silk suits money can buy, own Rolexes by the dozen, and sport obscenely expensive pinky rings and diamond money clips.

So You Wanna Be a Mobster is the ultimate self-help book--it will show you how to help yourself to other people's money!

For Academic Study Only

John "Goumba Johnny" Sialiano was born in the Bronx and entered the radio industry after many career changes. With his natural quick wit and charm, Johnny has shared the stage with many of the top acts in comedy such as Andrew Dice Clay, Mario Cantone, George Wallace, Jay Mohr, Tommy Davidson, Martin Lawrence, Colin Quinn, Paul Rodriguez, and Jerry Seinfeld. Goumba Johnny has appeared on television shows such as The Weakest Link, The Montel Williams Show, Tough Crowd with Colin Quinn, The CBS Early Show, The Ricki Lake Show, The Queen Latifah Show, Who Wants to Be a Millionaire, Metro TV/Naked New York, and Court TV. In 2003, Johnny starred in his own comedy special, Goumba Johnny's Slice of Italian Comedy, and in early 2004, it appeared as a special on Pay-per-View for Direct TV, Time Warner Cable, and Cablevision, continuing to gain fans nationwide

Goumba Johnny co-hosts (with Hollywood Hamilton) the highly rated drive-time 3-7 p.m. slot on New York's KTU-FM radio. He lives in New York City.

Détails de l'édition

• Éditeur: Citadel
• Date d'édition: 2008
• Langue: anglais
• ISBN 10: 0806528621
• ISBN 13: 9780806528625
• Reliure: Broché
• Nombre de pages: 176
• Coordonnées du fabricant: non disponible
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