GYM WANKER - A FOOLPROOF GUIDE TO GYM EXCELLENCE: A CLOSE OBSERVATION OF HUMAN BEHAVIOUR - Couverture souple

Horak, Kevin

Couverture souple

ISBN 10 : 0955776945 ISBN 13 : 9780955776946

Editeur : Clearwater Publishing, 2016

Synopsis

AMAZON TOP 500 BEST SELLER!

A Very Funny Book - Howling With Laughter; Comedian Russell Kane

A Book Of Truths, An Encyclopedia Of Gym Life 5 Stars!!; Former Miss Olympia Competitor Kimberley Anne Jones

The absolute first of its kind! A book dedicated to life within the gymnasium. In this book author Kevin Horak takes us through 60 different types of Gym W**ker that exist within modern day gym life; from sweaty w**ker, to the very fast w**ker, trendy tattoo w**ker and of course the Donald Trump hair manoeuvre w**ker.

This highly funny book makes fun of gym life and the author grades himself as a Level 3 Class w**ker. Throughout the book there are tick boxes for the reader to indentify how big a gym w**ker they are complete with a scoring system to see if they can achieve a Level 10 Max Rating!

At times somewhat irreverent and with examples of human behaviour that will make you shiver, Horak has taken modern day living and put a humorous twist on it written equally for women as much as men. With amazing illustrations throughout by award winning artist Lyndon White this book is what the fair gym folk have been waiting for and let s face it, we all know someone who dedicates their life to the gym (or say they do!).

TAKEN FROM THE REAR COVER:

Have you got what it takes to become an accomplished gym w**ker? You may already even be one and never knew! Being a gym wa**er is NOT for everyone, for some it s a natural progression of their personality and for others it s almost a calling. Advanced level w**kerbility can take years of solid graft and determination be warned and prepared; you will never master it all, not everyone can be a total gym w**ker.

Within this book there are pointers for the amateur w**ker right up to the more advanced where you can try a variety of w**ker combinations; some w**kerish styles will take time, practice and patience. Do not rush into your w**ker characterisms, start with little gym w**ker steps first. If you are determined enough becoming an exceptional gym w**ker may well be within your grasp, people may not say it, but they will look at you and say to themselves look at that absolute w**ker.

Long may you reign you complete w**ker.

Gymwanker.co.uk

A propos du livre

Présentation de l'éditeur

A Very Funny Book - Howling With Laughter; Comedian Russell Kane

A Book Of Truths, An Encyclopedia Of Gym Life 5 Stars!!; Former Miss Olympia Competitor Kimberley Anne Jones

The absolute first of its kind!

A book dedicated to life within the gymnasium.

In this book author Kevin Horak takes us through 60 different types of Gym W**ker that exist within modern day gym life; from sweaty w**ker, to the very fast w**ker, trendy tattoo w**ker and of course the Donald Trump hair manoeuvre w**ker.

This highly funny book makes fun of gym life and the author grades himself as a Level 3 Class w**ker. Throughout the book there are tick boxes for the reader to indentify how big a gym w**ker they are complete with a scoring system to see if they can achieve a Level 10 Max Rating!

At times somewhat irreverent and with examples of human behaviour that will make you shiver, Horak has taken modern day living and put a humorous twist on it written equally for women as much as men.

With amazing illustrations throughout by award winning artist Lyndon White this book is what the fair gym folk have been waiting for and let s face it, we all know someone who dedicates their life to the gym (or say they do!).

Orders placed directly through the seller Clearwater Publishing will be signed by the author, if you would like a personal message for you or someone else from the author, after you have received your purchase receipt please message Clearwater Publishing as soon as you receive your receipt with your request and we will endeavor to arrange that for you

TAKEN FROM THE REAR COVER:

Have you got what it takes to become an accomplished gym w**ker? You may already even be one and never knew!

Being a gym wa**er is NOT for everyone, for some it s a natural progression of their personality and for others it s almost a calling. Advanced level w**kerbility can take years of solid graft and determination be warned and prepared; you will never master it all, not everyone can be a total gym w**ker.

Within this book there are pointers for the amateur w**ker right up to the more advanced where you can try a variety of w**ker combinations; some w**kerish styles will take time, practice and patience. Do not rush into your w**ker characterisms, start with little gym w**ker steps first.

If you are determined enough becoming an exceptional gym w**ker may well be within your grasp, people may not say it, but they will look at you and say to themselves look at that absolute w**ker.

Long may you reign you complete w**ker.

Gymwanker.com

Biographie de l'auteur

Kevin Horak known as Wolfie to his friends is a British author and entrepreneur based in the middleart of England.

He worked as a front line Close Protection operative for over 20 years and ran his own successful bodyguarding business for over 17 years achieving considerable recognition domestically and internationally along the way. He was responsible for some hundreds of private sector security operations including working with Royal families, the corporate sector, the entertainment business and working with grade A celebrities.

He made the decision in early 2016 that he wished to retire from the Close/Executive Protection business to concentrate on his other business interests. He has written two versions of his Close Protection book The New Bodyguard that has sold worldwide.

In 2006 he set up his hugely successful record label A Wolf At Your Door a rock and punk imprint that focused on home grown artists. The label was behind launching the careers of successful artists such as Mallory Knox, Deaf Havana and Lower Than Atlantis to name a few. In the middle part of 2016 he made the decision along with retiring from the Close Protection business to bring the label to a close and he sold it to a much larger independent label.

Now days and free of the restraint from working in the private security sector and working with politicians he writes humorous accounts of everyday life.

He works very closely with his Fiancé professional model Chilli Chapel helping manage her career and her business. (chillichapel.com)

Also with living with Chilli he shares his house with two very camp looking un-alpha male dogs and not taking himself or life too seriously any more.

kevinhorak.com

Détails de l'édition

• Éditeur: Clearwater Publishing
• Date d'édition: 2016
• Langue: anglais
• ISBN 10: 0955776945
• ISBN 13: 9780955776946
• Reliure: Broché
• Nombre de pages: 106
• Coordonnées du fabricant: Printed by Amazon on behalf of the author; https://www.amazon.fr/hz/contact-us; ; c/o Amazon Media EU S.à.r.l., 38 Avenue John F. Kennedy; Luxembourg; L-1855; Luxembourg