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Driving Wanker - Observations in Your Wanker Chariot: Flying Horses, Sending Caravans to France and Creating a New Religion - Couverture souple

Horak, Kevin

 
9780955776953: Driving Wanker - Observations in Your Wanker Chariot: Flying Horses, Sending Caravans to France and Creating a New Religion

Synopsis

Motoring for most of us is a passion and enjoying the road, not just a means to an end. Whether you drive the cheapest of motoring chariots or the most expensive, everyone is a member of this club as every day you will encounter some form of driving wanker. The road is yours!

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Présentation de l'éditeur

This book is brilliant!! It's very witty, and completely accurate. I could relate to it a lot and I think the book described the thoughts that almost every driver has had at some point or another.

Freya Walton Drivetribe.com Her-automotive.com

The follow up to Kevin's hugely successful book Gym W*nker - A Foolproof Guide To Gym Excellence. Here you will read about the strangest characters that roam the roads and cross your path every day.

However, all is not lost, when you see these people you will gain points for spotting them and if you are a great w*nker spotter you will receive the Gold Level Standard - something that you can add to your CV!

For ever more you will have no need for road rage and this book is your salvation, keeping you out of trouble or the local nut house.

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TAKEN FROM THE BACK COVER

Motoring for most of us is a passion and enjoying the road, not just a means to an end.

Whether you drive the cheapest of motoring chariots or the most expensive, everyone is a member of this club as every day you will encounter some form of driving w*nker.

Motoring is not technically difficult, but for reasons unknown to the thinking people of humanity there are thousands of w*nkers out there roaming the roads and coming into your path on a daily basis. Here you will read about them and earn points when you spot them on your travels.

From workmen w*nkers to powered by fairy dust w*nkers and caravan w*nkers this book is your salvation keeping you out of trouble and restraining you from becoming a road rage w*nker.

Enjoy your driving again and accept the inevitability that today you will meet a driving w*nker.

Hope you get max points for doing so.

The road is yours!

Biographie de l'auteur

Kevin Horak known as Wolfie to his friends is a British author and entrepreneur based in the middleart of England.

He worked as a front line Close Protection operative for over 20 years and ran his own successful bodyguarding business for over 17 years achieving considerable recognition domestically and internationally along the way.

He was responsible for some hundreds of private sector security operations including working with Royal families, the corporate sector, the entertainment business and working with grade A celebrities.

He made the decision in early 2016 that he wished to retire from the Close/Executive Protection business to concentrate on his other business interests. He has written two versions of his Close Protection book The New Bodyguard that has sold worldwide.

In 2006 he set up his hugely successful record label A Wolf At Your Door a rock and punk imprint that focused on home grown artists. The label was behind launching the careers of successful artists such as Mallory Knox, Deaf Havana and Lower Than Atlantis to name a few. In the middle part of 2016 he made the decision along with retiring from the Close Protection business to bring the label to a close and he sold it to a much larger independent label. He wanted to focus upon writing and developing his other business interets.

Now days and free of the restraint from working in the private security sector he writes humorous accounts of everyday life. His comedy book "Gym W*anker - A Foolproof Guide To Gym Excellence is laughs a plenty and described by comedian Russell Kane as "A Very Funny Book, Howling Laughing".

He works very closely with his Fiancé professional model Chilli Chapel helping manage her career and her business. (chillichapel.com)

Also with living with Chilli he shares his house with two very camp looking un-alpha male dogs and not taking himself or life too seriously any more.

kevinhorak.com

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