The Nasty Woman's Guide to Surviving Trump - Couverture souple

Girl, Nas T.

Couverture souple

ISBN 10 : 099855300X ISBN 13 : 9780998553009

Editeur : Bon Mot Books, 2017

Synopsis

THE BOOK COMEY WOULD APPROVE OF AND TRUMP IS AFRAID OF
THE NUMBER ONE HOT TWEET-WORTHY TREAT
THE NUMBER THREE AMAZON BEST SELLER
100 PERCENT NOT FAKE NEWS -- FOR THOSE THAT CAN’T HANDLE THE TRUTH
“THE NASTY WOMAN’S GUIDE TO SURVIVING TRUMP” is the answer to the question that’s on everyone’s mind (besides what’s for dinner tonight) – How will I make it through another day of President Trump’s Tweets?!
Still not convinced that you need this book? Ask yourself these questions:
Do you find yourself panicked, depressed, angry, exhausted, demoralized and defeated more and more each day since Trump took office?
Then read this book.
Are you sick of staring at your stack of “I’m with Her” buttons? Find yourself mournful every time you look at your “Angry Woman” t-shirts and pussy hats?
Again, read this book.
Are your friends on Facebook shaming you for not being more active and joining protest walks, despite being shown evidence that your marching shoes have holes in them?
Show them you bought this book.
Do you find yourself seeking out cute pictures of puppies and kittens and bunnies in heat just to take the edge off, even after trying anti-depressants?
Try this book, it can’t hurt (and maybe see a doctor).
Perhaps you’re seething and sulking but your thyroid is underactive; or you’ve drank so many energy drinks and artificial sweeteners that your broken-down metabolism forces you to eke out an existence akin to a slug with a hangover.
Read this book between naps.
Maybe you have the social media prowess of a Baby Boomer.
It’s not your fault, go watch a DVD or video tape, Jazzercise, then read this book.
Do you find yourself powerless, wondering “How will I survive the next three years?”
Read the book.
PRAISE FOR “THE NASTY WOMAN’S GUIDE TO SURVIVING TRUMP”
“This book is funnier than spit.”

--Charlene Jackowsky, World Record Loogie Hocker and Spit Enthusiast
“Amazingly Accurate.”

--Big Bel Lagio, Former Doorman, Trump Tower
“The nastiest thing I’ve ever read. You are a nasty, nasty woman.”

--D.D.Trump
"Can I come back now?"

-- Sean Spicer

A propos du livre

À propos de l'auteur

Nas T. Girl has been writing humor professionally for a very long time and has been unprofessional even longer. She has a B.A. in English from UC Berkeley, which qualifies her to basically be broke and liberal for the rest of her life; and has been honing her nasty girl skills ever since being a nice girl got her nowhere. She tried to knit herself a pink pussy hat but kept making knots instead of knits. She’s done her fair share of marching against injustice and no, she did not vote for the Donald Trumpaloompa.

Détails de l'édition

• Éditeur: Bon Mot Books
• Date d'édition: 2017
• Langue: anglais
• ISBN 10: 099855300X
• ISBN 13: 9780998553009
• Reliure: Broché
• Numéro d'édition: 1
• Nombre de pages: 74
• Coordonnées du fabricant: Printed by Amazon on behalf of the author; https://www.amazon.fr/hz/contact-us; ; c/o Amazon Media EU S.à.r.l., 38 Avenue John F. Kennedy; Luxembourg; L-1855; Luxembourg