I Ate All Your Cookies: (and Other Things You Wish You Could Tell Your Kids) - Couverture souple

Conroy, Quinn

Couverture souple

ISBN 10 : 1402271484 ISBN 13 : 9781402271489

Editeur : Sourcebooks, 2012

Synopsis

Finally, a hilarious book of things you'd love to say to your kids, but can't. Things like, "Santa isn't real. I'm the idiot who stayed up all night putting together that bike" or "When you twirl around and say, 'are you watching?' the answer is usually 'no.'" You might not actually tell Junior that his finger paintings are awful, but you CAN laugh along with this book, knowing that you're not alone with these thoughts. I Ate All Your Cookies is the perfect laugh therapy for any parent!



Laugh along as you read the thoughts you've always wanted to say:
•The fact that you eat glue makes me wonder if you're really as smart as I tell other people you are.
•I lied. The cookies aren't all gone. I'm going to eat them when you're asleep. And they're going to be delicious.
•I love you, but no, I don't really think you're going to be an astronaut.

A propos du livre

À propos de l'auteur

Quinn Conroy was once told by a child, “you’re not very smart for a grown-up.” Instead of pointing out that he was no genius, either, considering she had seen him eat three handfuls of sand, she held her tongue. Then she dreamed up this book. She hopes it inspires some humorous relief for parents and teachers as they deal with their relentless child overlords. If all else fails, she encourages adults to eat that last cookie, guilt-free. Just be sure to explain to the child exactly how delicious it was.

Détails de l'édition

• Éditeur: Sourcebooks
• Date d'édition: 2012
• Langue: anglais
• ISBN 10: 1402271484
• ISBN 13: 9781402271489
• Reliure: Broché
• Nombre de pages: 208
• Coordonnées du fabricant: Sourcebooks, Inc.; https://sourcebooks.com; ; Theodorstrasse 105; DUSSELDORF; 40472; Allemagne