The Best Ever Book of Rugby Jokes: Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who - Couverture souple

Young, Mark Geoffrey

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ISBN 10 : 1478278390 ISBN 13 : 9781478278399

Editeur : CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform, 2012

Synopsis

If you’ve ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Irish, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Rugby jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Rugby Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Rugby Jokes is so unoriginal, it’s original. And, if you don’t burst out laughing from at least one Rugby joke in this book, there’s something wrong with you. This book has so many Rugby jokes, you won’t know where to start. For example: Why do Rugby Players wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Rugby Player and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn’t die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Rugby Player brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Rugby Player who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: “Put on two coats.” *** Why do Rugby Players laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***

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À propos de l'auteur

If you’ve ever heard a Jewish, ItHis books include The West Australian Mark Geoffrey Young is an American-Australian writer, journalist, broadcaster and humorist who has written hundreds of books, articles and stories for magazines, newspapers and radio stations around the world. His books include The Best Ever Book of … Jokes, The Best Ever Guide to Demotivation for …, The Best Ever Book of Money Saving Tips for …, and The Best Ever Guide to Getting Out of Debt for … .alian, Irish, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Rugby jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Rugby Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Rugby Jokes is so unoriginal, it’s original. And, if you don’t burst out laughing from at least one Rugby joke in this book, there’s something wrong with you. This book has so many Rugby jokes, you won’t know where to start. For example: Why do Rugby Players wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Rugby Player and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn’t die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Rugby Player brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Rugby Player who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: “Put on two coats.” *** Why do Rugby Players laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***

Détails de l'édition

• Éditeur: CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform
• Date d'édition: 2012
• Langue: anglais
• ISBN 10: 1478278390
• ISBN 13: 9781478278399
• Reliure: Broché
• Nombre de pages: 106
• Coordonnées du fabricant: Manufactured by Amazon on behalf of the author; https://www.amazon.fr/hz/contact-us; ; c/o Amazon Media EU S.à.r.l., 38 Avenue John F. Kennedy; Luxembourg; L-1855; Luxembourg