The Best Ever Guide to Demotivation for Mormons: How To Dismay, Dishearten and Disappoint Your Friends, Family and Staff - Couverture souple

Young, Mark Geoffrey

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ISBN 10 : 1484863704 ISBN 13 : 9781484863701

Editeur : CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform, 2013

Synopsis

If you’re looking to gain respect from your employees, increase your income and get more out of your friends, for you, The Best Ever Guide to Demotivation for Mormons is the book you’re looking for. While The Best Ever Guide to Demotivation for Mormons appears to be parody of motivational books, many employers have used this book to get their employees to work harder and increase their standing in the community. Rather than showing you ways to motivate your employees so they’ll want to work harder, this book show you how to use fear and intimidation to MAKE them work harder, and ensure that your friends give you the respect you think you deserve. Some of the ways you can use demotivation to get what you want include: *** Every Mormon knows that meetings are a complete waste of time. Make yourself more efficient by turning up at every meeting fifteen minutes late, leaving early, and popping in and out while it’s in progress. *** Maintain the distance between yourself, the Mormon, and your friends by never smiling or saying hello to anybody. While this may appear rude, it’s better than having to deal with their problems. *** Nobody gets a better deal at restaurants than Mormons. Before dividing up the bill, calculate your share and work out if it’s cheaper to split the bill evenly, or for everybody to pay their own share. Do this every time to save the maximum amount possible. *** Install phones in every bathroom stall and above the urinals so your employees can continue working while they do their business. ***

A propos du livre

À propos de l?auteur

Mark Geoffrey Young is an American-Australian writer, journalist and humorist who has written hundreds of books, articles and scripts for magazines, newspapers and radio stations around the world. His books include The West Australian Joke Book, How to Promote Your Business, Dr. Young’s Guide to Demotivating Employees, How to Sell Your House Condo or Co-op in Any Market and the current series of The Best Ever Book of Jokes.

Détails de l'édition

• Éditeur: CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform
• Date d'édition: 2013
• Langue: anglais
• ISBN 10: 1484863704
• ISBN 13: 9781484863701
• Reliure: Broché
• Nombre de pages: 106
• Coordonnées du fabricant: Manufactured by Amazon on behalf of the author; https://www.amazon.fr/hz/contact-us; ; c/o Amazon Media EU S.à.r.l., 38 Avenue John F. Kennedy; Luxembourg; L-1855; Luxembourg