Synopsis
Welcome to the greatest theme park thriller on earth. Step right up. See man-eating lions. People shot out of roller coasters like human canonballs. A crazed killer who strikes without warning.
It’s a murder mystery spectacle that will baffle and amaze. It’ll tickle your fancy like the strings of an electric violin.
Note: The tongue-in-cheek title of the book is a bit of a "red herring". As one reader said, this thriller keeps you guessing all the way to the end.
If you like Patterson, or Stuart Woods, or even Stephen King, you'll enjoy this book. It's the quintessential way to celebrate the Fall/Halloween season.
The first murder happened when a security guard took an elevator down into the underground basements and interconnected tunnels below the massive theme park. As soon as he stepped out of the elevator, he saw an elf. An elf? Yes, a living breathing elf. But this one looked more like a pro wrestler than a children’s fairy tale character. With all the Comic-Con type costume play at the park, he was used to such sights.
Not to be fooled, the guard thought this was probably a burglar dressed up like a tourist. He lit up the intruder's gruff whiskery face with a flashlight. "Hey buddy, what are you doing down here?
The elf cursed up a storm, and added in a deep voice, "You're the one who's in big trouble, fella."
And sure enough, when the sun came up and the park opened, the tourists spotted that same guard lying face down on the ground, near the park's entrance. He was stone cold dead. And that tough little elf? Nowhere to be seen.
As the private eye said above, "What's going on?"
Note to buyers: This is a high quality 6x9-inch trade paperback—the same size as a hardcover, but with a glossy color cover. We highly recommend the FREE 2-day Prime shipping. We tried it and it worked great: The book was dropped off at our door 2 days after ordering! (In the U.S.)
[From the author of
Hollywood Intern: Love, Lust and Laughs in the Movie Capital of the World. A zany not-to-missed comedy about love and sex in the movie business. An Amazon exclusive.]
© 2019 G. Kerr
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