Fake Query Letters by Dead Authors - Couverture souple

Brown, David Griffin; Barker, Michelle

 
9781738076680: Fake Query Letters by Dead Authors
Couverture souple
ISBN 10 : 1738076687 ISBN 13 : 9781738076680
Editeur : Darling Axe Publishing, 2026

Synopsis

What if Pride and Prejudice got rejected in today's inbox? What if Jane Eyre died in the slush pile?

What if the greatest novels ever written had to survive today's slush pile? No reputation to fall back on—just a cover letter and first page... and an agent who's already read 200 queries before lunch.

Spoiler: most of them wouldn't make it.

Inside, five immortal classics get the modern query treatment—real opening pages paired with the most common query fumbles. Then you sit in the agent's chair and decide what earns a "yes," what gets a pass, and why even a masterpiece can die in the first paragraph.

It's funny because it's true. And it's useful because the same mistakes that might sink Brontë are sinking your manuscript right now.

By the end, you'll know how to:

  • Thrill an agent in 300 words without burying your hook with backstory
  • Fix the real reason "beautiful writing" still gets rejected
  • Make your stakes, voice, and premise rejection-proof
  • Pitch an "unlikeable" protagonist so agents see nuance, not a red flag
  • Turn a flat synopsis into a tight page-turner
  • Spot the pacing and clarity problems that scream "amateur"—before an agent does


The (fake) disasters you'll learn from:
Pride and Prejudice · Wuthering Heights · The Scarlet Letter · Anne of Green Gables · Jane Eyre

For novelists, querying writers, MFA grads, and anyone who loves the classics and wants a sharp, modern, genuinely entertaining guide to pitching a book that actually sells.

Watch as these dead authors make all the worst mistakes. So you don't have to.

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Éditeur
Darling Axe Publishing
Date d'édition
2026
Langue
anglais
ISBN 10 
1738076687
ISBN 13 
9781738076680
Reliure
Broché
Nombre de pages
149
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