This One Time The Alien Buddha Got So High... - Couverture souple

Buddha, Alien; Focks, Red; Romero, Ammi; Fiorito, Mike; Butler, Chani Zwibel; Roskos, Dave; Ragan, Robert; Hartenbach, Mark; Miner, Jay; La Puma, Sheree

Couverture souple

ISBN 10 : 1794097392 ISBN 13 : 9781794097391

Editeur : Independently published, 2019

Synopsis

This is a book about drugs. I’d first like to quickly nip the alcohol bud. Yes, booze are indeed drugs. Alcoholics are drug addicts. As a matter of fact, sans only possibly heroin or its pharmaceutical equivalents, alcohol is the most physically addictive drug on the planet. You might say “but Alien Buddha, you don’t get high off alcohol”. Well, you’ve clearly never gotten wine drunk. Have you ever drunk an entire bladder of wine? If you had you would know that the sensation is much closer to being high on marijuana than that of a night of binge drinking whisky or beer. Then there’s absinth, which literally makes you hallucinate. Booze are drugs. That doesn’t mean Jesus hates you for having that glass of sherry at the company christmas party last year; it just means you tried drugs once. The point of this book is not to glorify drugs, that is just a coincidence. Drugs can be pretty glorious without outside help. They can spark art, and laughter, and ingenious ideas that forever change life as we know it; but they can also spark emptiness, and misery, and a level of self-loathing that will send the strongest of people into the filthiest of gutters in no time.This anthology features writers who will share their unfiltered takes on that devious tango we call ‘getting high’. Through the good, the bad, and the ugly; “…. … …. … ….. …… … .. ….” is meant to serve multiple agendas. If you are on drugs, and not having fun, it is time to stop. Maybe there’s a chapter that can help you seek rehabilitation. If you like to have a good book to read while you smoke meth and masturbate in a flee-ridden motel, maybe there is a chapter for that too. If you run out of blunt wraps and want to roll a joint with the pages of this book… well, this isn’t the right kind of paper. Seriously, that shit will run like Usain Bolt. Use pages from the bible to roll your joints, that material works splendidly.Whether you’re reading this on the toilet with your morning cup of covfefe (also a drug), with your Christian-Conservative book club somewhere in Utah, or sitting in a prison somewhere for a non-violent getting-high-crime; Turn out, Tune up, Drop in, and enjoy.

Détails de l'édition

• Éditeur: Independently published
• Date d'édition: 2019
• Langue: anglais
• ISBN 10: 1794097392
• ISBN 13: 9781794097391
• Reliure: Broché
• Nombre de pages: 140
• Coordonnées du fabricant: Manufactured by Amazon on behalf of the author; https://www.amazon.fr/hz/contact-us; ; c/o Amazon Media EU S.à.r.l., 38 Avenue John F. Kennedy; Luxembourg; L-1855; Luxembourg