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Lang, Adele; Rajah, Susi

 
9781840183757: How To Spot A Bastard By His Star Sign

Synopsis

Have you met the man of your dreams recently? Are you wondering just what it is that makes him tick? Dip into this garrulous guide and find his flaws before you make a lunge. That way you won't have anyone to blame but yourself when he turns out to be a scumbag-from-hell. Each chapter gives a warts and all profile of each star sign. It quickly becomes apparent that men have no redeeming features whatsoever. However on the bright side there are 12 beautiful, intelligent and charming signs in the zodiac. All of them are women. This is definitely not one of those ever-so-nice, tiresomely tactful zodiac guides. You know the sort- 'His axe-murdering tendencies are more than made up for by his buckets of charm. . . ' etc. If you're looking for signs of hope, go read a real astrology book.

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Présentation de l'éditeur

Everything you need to know about men and their star signs but astrologers are too polite to tell you! Finally the truth is out! Why is Capricorn so boring? When will Scorpio stop playing mind games? What makes Libra think he's so perfect? And who on earth would want to mate with Aries? All is revealed in this, the ultimate astro-guide to every bastard under the sun.Join the women around the world whose love lives have been transformed by the astro-guide that pulls no punches when it comes to the dark side of men and their star signs. Use it to: Deride, ridicule and annoy the hell out of men. Speed up the dating process by using star sign elimination Avoid dating complete scum Keep current boyfriends/husbands in their place Keep conversation going at dinner parties This revised and updated edition also advises on who you are destined not to date. Find out,too,which zodiac couplings are the least likely to result in derision, depression, divorce or death! Are you good enough for a Leo? Can you get along with Gemini? Do you have the skills necessary to cope with Virgo? Put yourself to the test with our 12 compatibility quizzes - each one carefully designed to ensure you know exactly which bastards to avoid in the future. Thanks to HOW TO SPOT A BASTARD BY HIS STAR SIGN, men will now cringe when you ask them what their star sign is!

Biographie de l'auteur

The authors of this book have been using astrology to pre-judge and persecute men for years. Both being fire signs, they are always right and never wrong. Adele Lang is the author of four other books and is the astrologer for J17, Marie Claire and Heat. Susi Rajah works as a writer and designer, and is also an award-winning advertising art director and copywriter.

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