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Woods, Ricky

 
9781918027334: For the Cyclist Who Has Everything: A Funny Guide to Cycling Obsession, Lycra Addiction, and the Truth About Too Many Bikes

Synopsis

THE ULTIMATE GIFT FOR THE PERSON WHO LIVES IN LYCRA.

Do you live with someone who owns more Lycra than normal clothes?
Has your garage slowly transformed into a carbon-fiber showroom?
Does your loved one disappear for six hours every Saturday, only to return and obsess over "graphs" on their phone?

Congratulations. You have a Cyclist in your life.

For the Cyclist Who Has Everything is a hilarious survival guide to the expensive, slightly deranged world of road cycling obsession. This book is the "cycle therapy" they—and you—deserve.

Inside, they’ll discover:
  • The N+1 Formula: Why the "correct" number of bikes to own is always one more than they currently have.
  • The Lycra Lifestyle: Why shaved legs, tiny saddles, and skin-tight clothing somehow become completely normal after six months in the sport.
  • The Secret Language: A glossary for non-cyclists—so you finally know what a chamois is and why it needs so much cream.
  • The Strava Obsession: Why a 100-mile ride "doesn't count" if their GPS battery dies—and why they’ll spend all night trying to "recover" the data.
  • The Financial Exchange Rate: How to translate "It was a bargain, darling" into the actual cost of carbon-fiber wheels.
  • The Pain Cave: A look inside the spare bedroom-turned-shrine where your cyclist goes to grunt at a TV screen for hours.

Whether they are a weekend warrior chasing a new Personal Best or a serious enthusiast who takes up the entire lane and most of the conversation, this is the perfect celebration of the sport that takes up all their time and money.

If you can’t get them off the bike, at least give them something to read while they’re recovering.

Tap "Buy Now" to grab the perfect gift for your favorite cyclist today!

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