The Narwhal at the Car Mall: A Masterful Tale of Epic Beauty by Joe Nathan Hunts - Couverture souple

Hunts, Joe Nathan

Couverture souple

ISBN 10 : 1981277285 ISBN 13 : 9781981277285

Editeur : CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform, 2018

Synopsis

In Ekwueme's world, there is no normal. He was just a typical guy, living out his typical life making condoms by the forest. But that all changed when he met Gentius D. Due to circumstances unforseen even by the mighty Chicken God, Ekwueme found himself in a bind that left him even more clueless than George Bush himself. That's when he accidentally stumbled upon the lost legend of the fabled Narwhal at the Car Mall. Could this narwhal cure his ailment? What dangers will Ekwueme face on his quest? If there's one thing I can tell you, it's that Ekwueme is in for one heck of a ride. Alright, now that I got all that cliche shit out of the way, I can tell you what this book is really about. If you're picking this book up with the expectation of finding great literature, get yourself a refund and find yourself a copy of the communist manifesto. Trust me, you will find infinitely more logic and coherency there. This book is, quite honestly, a steaming pile of shit. But you know what? With great shits come great satisfaction. So if you're not the type that is easily offended and can laugh at incoherent nonsense, then read on my child. I wish you luck on your journey.

A propos du livre

À propos de l'auteur

Joe Nathan Hunts is a space alien from the Andromeda galaxy. In his free time, he likes to gargle Cheese Whiz and play Scrabble. When he was only four eons old, he published his debut novella, “The Narwhal at the Car Mall.” This grand achievement allowed him to properly integrate into human society. He studied botany at the University of West Afghanistan, where he published a groundbreaking paper on the benefits of pineapple juice in the growth of pre-pubescent radishes.

Détails de l'édition

• Éditeur: CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform
• Date d'édition: 2018
• Langue: anglais
• ISBN 10: 1981277285
• ISBN 13: 9781981277285
• Reliure: Broché
• Numéro d'édition: 1
• Nombre de pages: 154
• Éditeur: Quijano Nicholas
• Coordonnées du fabricant: non disponible
• Personne responsable: non disponible