Cheesy Pick Up Lines: The Corny Book of Funny & Cute Pick Up Lines - Couverture souple

Suski, Jim

Couverture souple

ISBN 10 : 1983307211 ISBN 13 : 9781983307218

Editeur : Independently published, 2018

Synopsis

Over 1000 of the most cheesy, corny, cutest, friendly pick up lines ever. …every man needs a few cheesy pick up lines to make his own. – just like a great T-shirt or his favorite pair of sneakers he needs some funny pick up lines to complete his style and win bigly…”

Ideal Gift for kid brother, boss, coming-of-age - Cheesy, Corny, Joke Book

• Hi, my name’s James. Let’s Bond.
• Babe! you look so fine I could drink your bath water!
• Are you Jewish? Cause you ISRAELI HOT.
• I love you like a pig loves not being bacon.
• Inheriting eighty million bucks doesn't mean much when you have a weak heart.
• Oh, so you breathe oxygen, too? We do have a lot in common, that’s the truest
• Your eyes are as blue as window cleaner, that a deeper truth.
• Unconventional - Am I cute enough yet? Or do you need more to drink? Long odds
• Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes? – said unflinching
• Hi, will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into this cheap hotel room across the street.
• What do you think of my shirt? It's made from boyfriend material, give that 2 percent
• You smell like trash. May I take you out? for the soccer-obsessed
• You are hotter than the bottom of my laptop! World-renowned pick up line
• Excuse me, I have a problem with my cell phone. Your number is not in it. 100% true, so true
• I’m learning about important dates in history class. Wanna be one of them?
• Excuse me, I think you have something in your eye. Oh wait, it's just a sparkle.
• Your hand looks heavy. Let me hold it for you. The dilbert line
• Kiss me if I’m wrong, but isn’t your name Richard? For men in blazers
• Do you like short love affairs? I hate them. I’ve got all weekend!
• If you were a chicken -- you'd be impeccable.
• Are you suffering from a lack of vitamin me?
• I need some answers for my math homework. Quick. What’s your number?
• I might as well call you “Google” ’cause you have everything I’m searching for.
• A life without you, would be like a computer without an OS.
• All those curves and me without brakes!
• Are those diamonds real? -the ones in your eyes.
• Are you from Paris? Because Eiffel for you!
• Do you have any idea about the weight of a polar bear? - It’s just enough to break the ice!
• Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk past you again?
• Excuse me, are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only 10 that I see.
• I can't think of anyone else I’d rather survive a Zombie Apocalypse with.
• I don't know if you're beautiful, I haven't gotten past your eyes yet.
• I hear they banned you from school lunches for being so sweet.
• I hope there's a fire truck nearby, cause you're smokin'!
• I’d say God Bless you, but it looks like he already did.
• My doctor says I’m lacking Vitamin U.
• People call me John, but you can call me tonight.
• They say that kissing is a language of love. So, how about we have a conversation?
• What's on the menu? Me-n-U
• You look cold. Do you want to use me as a blanket?

Détails de l'édition

• Éditeur: Independently published
• Date d'édition: 2018
• Langue: anglais
• ISBN 10: 1983307211
• ISBN 13: 9781983307218
• Reliure: Broché
• Nombre de pages: 158
• Coordonnées du fabricant: Printed by Amazon on behalf of the author; https://www.amazon.fr/hz/contact-us; ; c/o Amazon Media EU S.à.r.l., 38 Avenue John F. Kennedy; Luxembourg; L-1855; Luxembourg