THE SYSTEM WORKS. THAT IS THE PROBLEM.
You have spent a lifetime listening to everyone except yourself. Congratulations — the system is running exactly as designed.
How to Stay Ruined is a wickedly precise, deadpan operations manual for overthinking, approval-seeking, and handing your peace of mind to people who never asked for it. Written as a dry, dead-serious corporate memo — with checklists, org charts, and "field audits" — this satirical self-help guide turns modern self-sabotage into a mirror you cannot stop reading.
Complete with Field Checklists, real-world Case Files, a full Self-Sabotage Audit, and a Certificate of Ongoing Commitment — this is the self-help book that does not want you to change.
A darkly funny gift for anyone who has ever:
Deadpan. Precise. Uncomfortably accurate. Perfect as a gag gift, a birthday present, or a quiet confession to yourself.
No one is coming. Bring a pen.
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Paperback. Etat : new. Paperback. THE SYSTEM WORKS. THAT IS THE PROBLEM. You have spent a lifetime listening to everyone except yourself. Congratulations - the system is running exactly as designed. How to Stay Ruined is a wickedly precise, deadpan operations manual for overthinking, approval-seeking, and handing your peace of mind to people who never asked for it. Written as a dry, dead-serious corporate memo - with checklists, org charts, and "field audits" - this satirical self-help guide turns modern self-sabotage into a mirror you cannot stop reading. Inside, you'll receive full operating procedures for: Maintaining an Open-Door Policy for unsolicited opinions from people who were never askedAdvanced Over-Analysis of a text message that definitely, probably, possibly meant somethingAssembling your own Board of Unqualified Directors - family, exes, and one guy from the gymThe ancient art of Preventive Surrender: losing every argument before it startsCurating a private Museum of Your Own Humiliation, open 24 hours a dayTurning every bad habit above into official, unquestionable Standard Operating Procedure Complete with Field Checklists, real-world Case Files, a full Self-Sabotage Audit, and a Certificate of Ongoing Commitment - this is the self-help book that does not want you to change. A darkly funny gift for anyone who has ever: Reread a text message at midnight looking for a hidden meaningMistaken a stranger's opinion for a verdict on their entire personalityLet one careless comment outrank a decade of actual evidence Deadpan. Precise. Uncomfortably accurate. Perfect as a gag gift, a birthday present, or a quiet confession to yourself. No one is coming. Bring a pen. This item is printed on demand. Shipping may be from multiple locations in the US or from the UK, depending on stock availability. N° de réf. du vendeur 9798172061400
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Paperback. Etat : new. Paperback. THE SYSTEM WORKS. THAT IS THE PROBLEM. You have spent a lifetime listening to everyone except yourself. Congratulations - the system is running exactly as designed. How to Stay Ruined is a wickedly precise, deadpan operations manual for overthinking, approval-seeking, and handing your peace of mind to people who never asked for it. Written as a dry, dead-serious corporate memo - with checklists, org charts, and "field audits" - this satirical self-help guide turns modern self-sabotage into a mirror you cannot stop reading. Inside, you'll receive full operating procedures for: Maintaining an Open-Door Policy for unsolicited opinions from people who were never askedAdvanced Over-Analysis of a text message that definitely, probably, possibly meant somethingAssembling your own Board of Unqualified Directors - family, exes, and one guy from the gymThe ancient art of Preventive Surrender: losing every argument before it startsCurating a private Museum of Your Own Humiliation, open 24 hours a dayTurning every bad habit above into official, unquestionable Standard Operating Procedure Complete with Field Checklists, real-world Case Files, a full Self-Sabotage Audit, and a Certificate of Ongoing Commitment - this is the self-help book that does not want you to change. A darkly funny gift for anyone who has ever: Reread a text message at midnight looking for a hidden meaningMistaken a stranger's opinion for a verdict on their entire personalityLet one careless comment outrank a decade of actual evidence Deadpan. Precise. Uncomfortably accurate. Perfect as a gag gift, a birthday present, or a quiet confession to yourself. No one is coming. Bring a pen. This item is printed on demand. Shipping may be from our UK warehouse or from our Australian or US warehouses, depending on stock availability. N° de réf. du vendeur 9798172061400
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