GONE TO CLEARWATER: You Had Me At "Free Alligator" - Couverture souple

Thomley, Scott

Couverture souple

ISBN 13 : 9798187359110

Editeur : Independently published, 2026

Synopsis

What starts as a simple plan to pick up a FREE alligator quickly turns into the worst—and funniest—road trip Roy and Donald have ever survived. "What could possibly go wrong?"

Along the way they'll encounter:

• An alligator that's a whole lot bigger than "free" sounded.
• Sheriff's deputies who have heard "It's not what it looks like" one too many times.
• A gas station where Donald accidentally starts a feud over beef jerky.
• Farmers, fishermen, conspiracy theorists, and at least one woman who insists the gator is haunted.
• A pickup truck held together mostly by duct tape, hope, and bad decisions.
• Weather that seems personally offended by their existence.
• Friends who volunteer to "help" but somehow make every situation worse.
• Explosions...not the planned kind.
• Missing teeth, bruised egos, and several stories no insurance company will believe.
• One unforgettable lesson: Just because something is free doesn't mean you should go get it.

Packed with outrageous mishaps, nonstop laughs, and enough Southern chaos to fill a swamp, Free Gator, Bad Decisions & Two Rednecks is a hilarious tale of friendship, stubbornness, and the incredible lengths two country boys will go to avoid paying for anything.

Because sometimes the most expensive thing you'll ever own...is the thing you got for free.

Détails de l'édition

• Éditeur: Independently published
• Date d'édition: 2026
• Langue: anglais
• ISBN 13: 9798187359110
• Reliure: Broché
• Nombre de pages: 74
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