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Grandma Said WHAT?!: The Unfiltered Wit, Wisdom & Zero-Filter One-Liners of the Woman Who Raised Us All - Couverture souple

Harris, Calvin

 
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Synopsis

Every family has one. And she has no filter.

She'll tell the cardiologist he went to school eleven years just to tell her to drink more water. She'll rename a grandchild "Disappointment" — with a wink. And she will not let a single soul leave the table hungry, no matter what the doctor said.

Grandma Said WHAT?! collects 210 laugh-out-loud one-liners in the voice of the grandmother who says the thing everybody else is only thinking. Organized by exactly who is on the receiving end of her wisdom:

  • The Grandkids — spoiled rotten, sugared up, and gently confused.
  • The Grown Kids (Who Still Don't Listen) — they pay taxes now and still can't season a chicken.
  • The Doctor's Office — where medical degrees go to be second-guessed by a woman with a heating pad and nothing to lose.
  • Out in Public — the grocery store, the bank, and every waiter brave enough to bring her cold soup.
  • On the Phone — where she holds the device like it's radioactive and forgets which button hangs up.
  • At the Dinner Table — the holy ground, where refusing a second helping is a personal insult.

It's the perfect gift for Mother's Day, Grandparents Day, a birthday, or a stocking stuffer — for your grandmother, your mom, or anyone who has ever taken Grandma to a doctor's appointment and watched her tell the specialist he's holding the stethoscope wrong.

Read a page a day. Read the doctor's chapter out loud to someone who needs a laugh. And if you hear her voice on every line — good. That means we got her right.

Grab a copy for Grandma. Grab one for yourself. She'd tell you to buy two — they were practically giving them away.

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