He did NOT order a kiss.
And yet — they keep arriving. Morning ones. Cheek ones. The one that lands on his knee when he falls down. Nobody ever asked him. Nobody ever filled out a single form.
So he does what any reasonable big kid would do: he files a Cancellation Form. Terms and conditions. Checkboxes. A very official signature in red crayon.
His mom reads it all the way through. And then — she says yes.
The kisses stop. Every single one of them. And the house gets very, very quiet.
From the creator of I Didn't Order a Baby and I Didn't Order a Monster comes a third deadpan-funny story about a big feeling — this time, the one nobody warns you about: the day your kid decides they're too old for you. It lets a child say no, takes that no completely seriously, and then lets him find his own way back.
Perfect for:
- Kids ages 4–8 who have started ducking, dodging, and wiping cheeks
- Grown-ups feeling that first small step away — and hoping it isn't permanent
- Mother's Day, birthday, and "you're growing up too fast" gifts
- Read-alouds that make kids laugh and parents a little misty
40 pages of warm, funny illustrations, one extremely official piece of paperwork, and the most satisfying re-subscription in picture-book history.
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Vendeur : Grand Eagle Retail, Bensenville, IL, Etats-Unis
Paperback. Etat : new. Paperback. He did NOT order a kiss. And yet - they keep arriving. Morning ones. Cheek ones. The one that lands on his knee when he falls down. Nobody ever asked him. Nobody ever filled out a single form. So he does what any reasonable big kid would do: he files a Cancellation Form. Terms and conditions. Checkboxes. A very official signature in red crayon. His mom reads it all the way through. And then - she says yes. The kisses stop. Every single one of them. And the house gets very, very quiet. From the creator of I Didn't Order a Baby and I Didn't Order a Monster comes a third deadpan-funny story about a big feeling - this time, the one nobody warns you about: the day your kid decides they're too old for you. It lets a child say no, takes that no completely seriously, and then lets him find his own way back. Perfect for: - Kids ages 4-8 who have started ducking, dodging, and wiping cheeks- Grown-ups feeling that first small step away - and hoping it isn't permanent- Mother's Day, birthday, and "you're growing up too fast" gifts- Read-alouds that make kids laugh and parents a little misty 40 pages of warm, funny illustrations, one extremely official piece of paperwork, and the most satisfying re-subscription in picture-book history. This item is printed on demand. Shipping may be from multiple locations in the US or from the UK, depending on stock availability. N° de réf. du vendeur 9798194019083
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Vendeur : California Books, Miami, FL, Etats-Unis
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Vendeur : PBShop.store UK, Fairford, GLOS, Royaume-Uni
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Vendeur : AHA-BUCH GmbH, Einbeck, Allemagne
Taschenbuch. Etat : Neu. Neuware - He did NOT order a kiss. And yet - they keep arriving. Morning ones. Cheek ones. The one that lands on his knee when he falls down. Nobody ever asked him. Nobody ever filled out a single form. So he does what any reasonable big kid would do: he files a Cancellation Form. Terms and conditions. Checkboxes. A very official signature in red crayon. His mom reads it all the way through. And then - she says yes. The kisses stop. Every single one of them. And the house gets very, very quiet. From the creator of I Didn't Order a Baby and I Didn't Order a Monster comes a third deadpan-funny story about a big feeling - this time, the one nobody warns you about: the day your kid decides they're too old for you. It lets a child say no, takes that no completely seriously, and then lets him find his own way back. Perfect for: - Kids ages 4-8 who have started ducking, dodging, and wiping cheeks- Grown-ups feeling that first small step away - and hoping it isn't permanent- Mother's Day, birthday, and 'you're growing up too fast' gifts>40 pages of warm, funny illustrations, one extremely official piece of paperwork, and the most satisfying re-subscription in picture-book history. N° de réf. du vendeur 9798194019083
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Vendeur : CitiRetail, Stevenage, Royaume-Uni
Paperback. Etat : new. Paperback. He did NOT order a kiss. And yet - they keep arriving. Morning ones. Cheek ones. The one that lands on his knee when he falls down. Nobody ever asked him. Nobody ever filled out a single form. So he does what any reasonable big kid would do: he files a Cancellation Form. Terms and conditions. Checkboxes. A very official signature in red crayon. His mom reads it all the way through. And then - she says yes. The kisses stop. Every single one of them. And the house gets very, very quiet. From the creator of I Didn't Order a Baby and I Didn't Order a Monster comes a third deadpan-funny story about a big feeling - this time, the one nobody warns you about: the day your kid decides they're too old for you. It lets a child say no, takes that no completely seriously, and then lets him find his own way back. Perfect for: - Kids ages 4-8 who have started ducking, dodging, and wiping cheeks- Grown-ups feeling that first small step away - and hoping it isn't permanent- Mother's Day, birthday, and "you're growing up too fast" gifts- Read-alouds that make kids laugh and parents a little misty 40 pages of warm, funny illustrations, one extremely official piece of paperwork, and the most satisfying re-subscription in picture-book history. This item is printed on demand. Shipping may be from our UK warehouse or from our Australian or US warehouses, depending on stock availability. N° de réf. du vendeur 9798194019083
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