Dot Off Midlife Crisis Edition - Couverture souple

McDraws, Dotty; Dunn, Marie

Couverture souple

ISBN 13 : 9798262807994

Editeur : Independently published, 2025

Synopsis

✨ The Midlife Crisis Dot Off Book ✨
Because therapy is expensive and wine stains don’t come out of white carpets.

Welcome to adulthood’s cruel prank: midlife. Your knees creak louder than your Spotify playlist, your metabolism has retired without notice, and you’ve started Googling “how much does it cost to fake your own death?” for fun. Congratulations—you’ve made it. 🎉

This isn’t your kid’s dot-to-dot book. Nope. This is for grown-ups who’ve realised life is basically one long connect-the-dots puzzle where half the numbers are missing, the pen’s out of ink, and someone’s yelling “have you tried yoga?” in the background.

Inside you’ll find:
✅ Savage doodle prompts (finally, an outlet for your rage at Karen from HR).
✅ Snarky clues that laugh with you (not at you, mostly).
✅ Dark-humor therapy disguised as lines and numbers.
✅ A judgment-free zone where it’s totally fine to eat cake for breakfast while drawing.

Whether you’re hiding in the bathroom to avoid your kids, pretending to work on Zoom while secretly coloring, or just wondering when your “glow-up” turned into “glow-down,” this book’s got you.

Perfect gift for:

• Anyone who just bought a sports car they can’t afford.

• Anyone Googling “is wine a food group?”

• Anyone who sighs when standing up.

• You. (Yes, you.)

So grab a pen, connect some dots, and laugh through the existential dread. Because if you can’t fix your life, you might as well doodle about it.

Détails de l'édition

• Éditeur: Independently published
• Date d'édition: 2025
• Langue: anglais
• ISBN 13: 9798262807994
• Reliure: Broché
• Nombre de pages: 106
• Coordonnées du fabricant: Manufactured by Amazon on behalf of the author; https://www.amazon.fr/hz/contact-us; ; c/o Amazon Media EU S.à.r.l., 38 Avenue John F. Kennedy; Luxembourg; L-1855; Luxembourg