FALL RISK: The Memoir of a Man Who Only Wanted to Pee Alone - Couverture souple

Shumard, Frank N

 
9798275658521: FALL RISK: The Memoir of a Man Who Only Wanted to Pee Alone
Couverture souple
ISBN 13 : 9798275658521
Editeur : Independently published, 2025

Synopsis

In FALL RISK: The Memoir of a Man Who Only Wanted to Pee Alone, Frank Shumard turns a five-day hospital stay into a hilariously honest, painfully relatable, and unexpectedly uplifting memoir. From the moment a bright-red “FALL RISK” wristband is slapped on him like a parole ankle monitor, Frank realizes he has entered a world where nothing is private, the bed alarms have trust issues, and nurses can smell rebellion from down the hall.

With razor-sharp humor, he chronicles:

  • The Bed Escape Alarm Olympics

  • The IV Pole Grand Prix

  • Popsicles: the last surviving joy in hospital cuisine

  • Angels in scrubs… and the occasional demon in discount perfume

  • And the tragic downfall of human dignity when a man just wants to stand up without triggering NASA

This is a book for anyone who has ever been a patient, loved a patient, or wondered why hospital gowns are designed by people who clearly hate humans. You’ll laugh. You’ll cringe. You’ll question the entire healthcare décor industry.

But most of all, you’ll cheer for a man whose only goal—his Everest—is to pee without an audience.

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Éditeur
Independently published
Date d'édition
2025
Langue
anglais
ISBN 13 
9798275658521
Reliure
Broché
Nombre de pages
89
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Personne responsable
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