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New International Version of Bald (NIVOB) is a satirical, humorous take on religious devotion, centered around a faith devoted to baldness, smoothness, and the eternal wisdom found in the absence of hair. Written in the style of a sacred text, the NIVOB introduces readers to the mythical Bald Path, the divine teachings of the Great Bald One, and the cosmic battle between the faithful Shorn and the misguided followers of the Holy Hair.
Within these pages, you'll discover the Eight Commandments of Smoothness, the Prophecies of the Great Razor, and the rituals that lead to ultimate clarity and freedom. From creation myths to hymns of praise, the book explores themes of vanity, humility, and enlightenment, all through the lens of a fictional, tongue-in-cheek religion that elevates baldness to a sacred state of being.
The Shorn Custodians, priests of the faith, lead followers through rituals of purification, daily anointment with sacred oils, and the rejection of vanity and pride. As the faithful await the prophesied Day of the Great Razor, where all hair will be banished and smoothness shall reign, they learn to embrace the simple, reflective beauty of a bald scalp.
With its detailed world-building, mock-serious tone, and whimsical philosophy, NIVOB delivers a unique blend of humor, satire, and thoughtful commentary on the nature of belief and identity. Whether you're bald, balding, or just looking for a laugh, this is the ultimate read for those who want to explore a fantastical religion based on smoothness and eternal reflection.
Praise be to the Great Bald One
Amen, and Smooth Forever.
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New International Version of Bald
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New International Version of Bald
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New International Version of Bald: NIVOB
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New International Version of Bald (Paperback)
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Paperback. Etat : new. Paperback. New International Version of Bald (NIVOB) is a satirical, humorous take on religious devotion, centered around a faith devoted to baldness, smoothness, and the eternal wisdom found in the absence of hair. Written in the style of a sacred text, the NIVOB introduces readers to the mythical Bald Path, the divine teachings of the Great Bald One, and the cosmic battle between the faithful Shorn and the misguided followers of the Holy Hair. Within these pages, you'll discover the Eight Commandments of Smoothness, the Prophecies of the Great Razor, and the rituals that lead to ultimate clarity and freedom. From creation myths to hymns of praise, the book explores themes of vanity, humility, and enlightenment, all through the lens of a fictional, tongue-in-cheek religion that elevates baldness to a sacred state of being. The Shorn Custodians, priests of the faith, lead followers through rituals of purification, daily anointment with sacred oils, and the rejection of vanity and pride. As the faithful await the prophesied Day of the Great Razor, where all hair will be banished and smoothness shall reign, they learn to embrace the simple, reflective beauty of a bald scalp. With its detailed world-building, mock-serious tone, and whimsical philosophy, NIVOB delivers a unique blend of humor, satire, and thoughtful commentary on the nature of belief and identity. Whether you're bald, balding, or just looking for a laugh, this is the ultimate read for those who want to explore a fantastical religion based on smoothness and eternal reflection. Praise be to the Great Bald One Amen, and Smooth Forever. This item is printed on demand. Shipping may be from our UK warehouse or from our Australian or US warehouses, depending on stock availability. N° de réf. du vendeur 9798344288048
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Bowen, D: New International Version of Bald
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Taschenbuch. Etat : Neu. Neuware - New International Version of Bald (NIVOB) is a satirical, humorous take on religious devotion, centered around a faith devoted to baldness, smoothness, and the eternal wisdom found in the absence of hair. Written in the style of a sacred text, the NIVOB introduces readers to the mythical Bald Path, the divine teachings of the Great Bald One, and the cosmic battle between the faithful Shorn and the misguided followers of the Holy Hair. N° de réf. du vendeur 9798344288048
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