Back on The Lash With Inspector Morose - Couverture souple

Udin-Sloan, Ian; White, Howard

Couverture souple

ISBN 13 : 9798614777043

Editeur : Independently published, 2020

Synopsis

Inspector Morose and Sergeant Harris return in the new book, in the Amazon five–star rated series of high octane, expletive ridden, hilarious short stories. See:-•A deadly cricket match using a grenade as a ball•A mysterious church service leading to deaths a plenty•Lots of exciting chases WARNING CONTAINS RUDE WORDS : PLEASE BUY IF EASILY OFFENDED“Let us through, I could pass for a police officer on a good day.” “Right, pubs open in fifteen minutes, Max,” observed Morose, “Let’s get the natural causes this scene stealer died of, sorted, and get out.”Max stood back into an old dog turd. “I’m not sure that I can pin down a specific natural cause, that involved a low calibre bullet removing the front portion of this chap’s face, without there being a few questions at the coroner’s office.”1.Deceived By Shyte - Inspector Morose is invited by an old college friend to come along to a cricket match, little knowing that the team he is dragged along to see, have a dark secret. A spectacular cricket match and a chase across the South Downs by bus, ensue, leading to a showdown and piss up at a cross channel port. 2.Spoiling It For Everyone - a murder mystery where all the prime suspects are already locked up. An easy solution? No, as Morose and his halfwit staff have to sort out who is innocent, and who is killing off the owners of the family run zoo. Everyone hopes Morose will be eaten by the sabre tooth tiger. So does Morose, but not in that sense. 3.Dead On Line - A terminally ill old man is found shot dead at home alone, while his young wife is out of town running her lingerie business. To Harris it seems like a very messy suicide - puts him right off his dinner - but Morose has other ideas.Murder or suicide? And who is responsible, if murder? And if suicide, who killed him?4.id Theft - Desk Sergeant Jampton arrested for tearing up the streets of Oxford, in a car bought on a stolen credit card? First he's heard! Life in Oxford is turned upside down yet again by visitors from THAT "Golf Club" and it's up to Weird to chase them away, shouting "Go away naughty demons!". 5.It’s All Over - the referee's a wanker, they all shout, but then the goalkeeper is shot dead and everyone at the match is a suspect. While the scene is re-created William Tell style by Harris' kids and an elephant, and the whole of rock band Status Quo are quizzed over the murder in their council flats; so Sergeant Harris has to work out how the goalie was shot from an empty carpark, AND avoid being dragged into bed by his colleague. 6.12,000 Mile Service Of All The Deaded - There has been a murder at St Ozzy of Osborne Church in Oxford. Or has there? A tramp goes missing. Or does he? A priest can fly. Or can he? Possibly the most confusing entry in the original series is made even more confusing in this tale of deception, Satanism and the parish bike. 7.In Nomine Patris - a pyromaniac is on the loose and so are Morose's bowels. Which one will win out? Morose has a visitor and goes Back On The Lash with him. A tale of fire starting and Victorian demonology, leading to a life changing moment for Endof.

Détails de l'édition

• Éditeur: Independently published
• Date d'édition: 2020
• Langue: anglais
• ISBN 13: 9798614777043
• Reliure: Tapa blanda
• Nombre de pages: 370
• Coordonnées du fabricant: Manufactured by Amazon on behalf of the author; https://www.amazon.es/hz/contact-us; ; c/o Amazon Media EU S.à.r.l., 38 Avenue John F. Kennedy; Luxembourg; L-1855; Luxembourg