100 EXCUSES for not doing THINGS: and what excuse do you have? - Couverture souple

Betom Horrow, May

Couverture souple

ISBN 13 : 9798705535774

Editeur : Independently published, 2021

Synopsis

100 Excuses for Not Doing Things is the ultimate survival guide for procrastinators, commitment-phobes, and masters of creative avoidance. Whether you're dodging a dinner invitation, arriving late for the 100th time, or finding a reason not to go to work (again), this book has you covered — hilariously.

🎭 Why make an excuse? Because reality is boring and imagination is unlimited. With over 300 laugh-out-loud excuses divided across themes like lateness, social avoidance, and pure laziness, this book is a comedy goldmine for anyone who's ever thought: “There must be a better way to say no.”

🧠 What you'll find inside:

• 💬 100+ absurd, smart, and wildly creative excuses for being late
• 🚫 100+ hilarious ways to avoid invitations without hurting feelings
• 🛋️ 100+ brilliant excuses for not doing anything at all — ever
• 🤣 Bonus sections: brand-new excuses, jokes, and satirical commentary

"This book is dangerously funny. I now fear commitments more than ever!" — An actual reader, probably

📚 Perfect for:

• Fans of humor, satire, and absurd comedy
• Gift-givers looking for a unique and funny present
• Professionals, students, dreamers — basically, anyone alive

Warning: Do not use these excuses in court or with your boss. But definitely use them at parties.

Author: May Betom Horrow, internationally unknown for doing absolutely nothing and making excuses sound like poetry.

Buy now and never run out of excuses again!

Détails de l'édition

• Éditeur: Independently published
• Date d'édition: 2021
• Langue: anglais
• ISBN 13: 9798705535774
• Reliure: Broché
• Nombre de pages: 99
• Coordonnées du fabricant: non disponible
• Personne responsable: non disponible