A Psycho's Guide to Animal Companionship: Instructions for the abnormal pet companion - Couverture souple

Leplin, Rocky

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ISBN 13 : 9798985274011

Synopsis

A PSYCHO’S GUIDE TO ANIMAL COMPANIONSHIP explains to idiots, lunatics and you, how to entice 20 different animal species, including the Sphinx, to engage in ludicrous activities not only impossible in real life, but nearly impossible to imagine. Whether your pet is a dog, cat, wolf, oyster, hippo, or grizzly bear, this book offers step-by-step instructions on how to wrap him, her or it around your little finger, or in the case of the python, around your neck.

Each article in A Psycho's Guide includes A Helpful Hint for the Compassionate (name of animal) Companion, such as: Never ask your grizzly bear to help a frail salmon across a stream; Never let your parrot get the last word; and Never take a cruise on a ship a rat has abandoned.

Each Helpful Hint is followed by Five More Things a (name of animal) Companion Should Know, such as: Never let your oyster chew gum; Never ask your horse to take sides in a shoot-out; and One hippo at a time on the ferris wheel.

Following the articles is an Appendix that explores Clandestine Cat Cabals and Cults, which contains the Feline University Course Catalog.

Not smart to read while one's mouth is full of hot coffee, if A Psycho's Guide isn't the funniest book you've read in your whole life, the animal you read about last will give you your money back. To avoid being sent to an asylum, it's best not to read the book out loud, and for one's own mental well-being, only one word should be read at a time.

A propos du livre

À propos de l?auteur

Author Rocky Leplin is a master of rhymed verse. After writing 500 songs, he branched off into poetry by writing Humphrey's Long Journey Away From the Sea, a rhymed verse epic about a whale and several land animals, which he worked on over 10 years, only while walking his dog April. When in his twenties, he also wrote three novels, Ellis in Imaginedland (on Amazon), The Nails Gang's First Caper, a comic novel about a kidnapping gone wrong, and The Japanese Man With the Ring in His Nose, a comic novel about a Japanese businessman and master of Ah Chu, a pagan rabbi, and an Ice Skater to Freedom who uttered the Giggle Heard Round the World. Some of his songs and stories can be heard/read on his website rockyleplin.live.

Détails de l'édition

• Date d'édition: 2021
• Langue: anglais
• ISBN 13: 9798985274011
• Reliure: Broché
• Nombre de pages: 199
• Coordonnées du fabricant: non disponible
• Personne responsable: non disponible