In a world where the night belongs to the undead, survival is no longer a matter of luck; it’s a skill. Fortunately, this book is the ultimate guide to staying alive in the shadows, where ancient predators lurk and the line between myth and reality blurs.
When a mysterious wave of disappearances sweeps through the city, ordinary people are forced to confront the unthinkable: vampires are real, and they’re hunting. Enter J.A. Kahn, a renowned survivalist and folklore expert, who unveils the secrets of these immortal predators. From their supernatural strengths to their deadly weaknesses, this book equips you with the knowledge and tools to fight back.
Discover how to:
- Identify a vampire before it strikes.
- Create improvised weapons from everyday objects.
- Navigate the psychological warfare of the undead.
- Protect your home and loved ones from nocturnal invasions.
Packed with chilling anecdotes, practical strategies, and step-by-step instructions,
Self-Defense Against Vampires is more than a survival manual. It’s a lifeline. Whether you’re a skeptic or a believer, this book will make you question what you thought you knew about the night.
Darkness is descending. Will you be ready?
Extracts from reviews:
"Self-Defense Against Vampires is a great book for vampire lovers and aspiring vampire hunters... There are so many great elements of this book... this was one of the best books I've read this year." (fangfreakintasticreviews.com)
"Don't take this book too seriously.... It comes recommended by one Harker, J, who says it offers: "practical, sincere and damned effective advice, I would hate to be a vampire knowing this book is out there! You can stake your life on it!" (murdermayhemandmore.WordPress.com)
"J.A. Kahn's Self-Defense Against Vampires is a very interesting concept. It's a fictional novel that reads as a possible textbook or self-help book. It skilfully takes jabs at popular vampire romance (the Twilight series especially) and pokes fun at individuals who may have contemplated becoming a vampire..." (Amazon)
"Self-Defense Against Vampires" is such a fun read. Written by the World Famous Vampire Hunter, Dr J.A. Kahn, this book serves as a witty, dare I say cheeky, encyclopaedia of everything you will ever need to know about vampires..." (Amazon)
"Witty and humorous, Self-Defense Against Vampires, is definitely the most fascinating take on the vampire myth that I have read. This fictional narrative is written as a self-help book for people in the event that they may need to battle a vampire..." (Kayla Krantz - author of Dead by Morning series)
“Sarcastic, rude, full-on in-your-face, and great fun.” (H.K.)
Take one stake. A clove of garlic. And this book. Then get ready for a vampire hunting adventure like no other!
Holding out for that handsome young vampire to whisk you off to some far away exotic graveyard in the dead of night? Or perhaps you live in dread of the undead. Whatever your ghoulish persuasion, this is the book to cater to all your vampire needs.
This manual will teach you everything you need to know: from vampire anatomy and physiology to the early signs of vampirism and vampire slaying techniques. This book has it all and more. Written by a professional vampire hunter with aeons of active vampire slaying experience, and winner of countless prestigious international monster-killing awards, you can be sure you will be able to defend yourself and your loved ones from ending up as vampire drink dispensers.
If you are a parent or teacher, you owe it to the children under your care to arm yourself with this book and read up on this subject of grave importance before it is too late! Learn how to identify possible signs of vampire tendencies or infatuations in your teenagers, and then when to interfere accordingly.
Here's what the experts are saying about this book:
"Probably the single most important treatise on vampirism and the inherent threat it possesses written by any one author in over four centuries. Herr Kahn hammers the nail on the head with his knowledgable approach to this most dangerous adversary.”The Vampire Eradication League of Vienna.
“Practical, sincere, and damned effective advice, I would hate to be a vampire knowing this book is out there. And trust me, that's something you can stake your life on!”Jonathan Harker Esq.
