Jack Dann ? The Silent

Book by Dann Jack

1: Seeing the Spirit Dog and Forgetting How to Talk

Oh yes! Oh yes!
I been conjurin'
Oh yes! Oh yes! Oh yes!
I been killin',
No cause, no cause, no cause,
In de worl'.
--Conjurin' Song

It was around the time I saw the spirit dog and became invisible that I forgot how to talk.  I can think the words in my head and write them down on paper (well, you can see that!), but when I open my mouth to try to talk, I just seem to choke.  Doctor Keys had a word for it, but I forget what it was.  Naming it seemed to make everybody feel better, though.  That's more than I've seen most doctors do anyway--except to cut the arms and legs off soldiers.  I sure as hell saw a lot of that! I think those goddamn doctors killed more soldiers than all the guns and artillery put together.  But I'm getting ahead of myself here.  Uncle Randolph says I'm always getting ahead of myself, but I'll tell you the whole story for whatever it's worth.

I could start anywhere, I suppose, but that would take too long, so I'll start right out on March 23rd, 1862.  It was a Sunday, cold and miserable and cloudy.

Come to think of it, though, the only real sunny day I can remember around then was ten days before General Jackson pulled our army out of Winchester because General Banks had brought his Federals down from Harper's Ferry to invade us.  Not even him and Colonel Ashby's "Six Hundred" could've held out against Banks's blue-ass bucktails.  Seemed like there was a million of them.  And boy, was there a commotion in Winchester! Poppa took me to town to see General Jackson, although I met him later on my own and wished I didn't.  As our army started off toward the Valley Pike, all the girls and old ladies were crying and wailing that they were being left to godless tyrants, and some of the soldiers were even crying, just like their mothers, and then suddenly the soldiers just starting singing "Yes, in the sweet by and by," and pretty soon everybody was singing it, until they left.  Then the town was quiet as death, I can tell you.  Well, maybe not that quiet, but pretty close to it.  Nobody wanted to talk.  Everybody just felt like crying, I guess.

But there I go digressin' away from my story .  .  .

Anyway, on the Sunday I originally started off talking about, the people in Winchester had damned good reason to be caterwauling and crying because that was what they now call the battle of Kernstown, which you all know about.  It was when Jackson came right back up the pike to fight the Federals, who outnumbered him two to one.  And it was bad! But I'm going to write about it, no matter how much it hurts me.

Now, Poppa used to insist on going to church every Sunday morning.  Although he never had a church of his own, he was still a proper minister.  Usually Episcopalian.  And as we also had the farm and the day school, we made do well enough.  We'd usually go to country churches and prayer meetings at people's houses, where Poppa could preach the skin off the snakes, as Mother used to say when he wanted her to do something.  But Poppa had friends in Winchester too, and was invited by Mr.  Williams (he was the rector) to preach at the Episcopal Church on Kent Street.  Mother was all excited because she loved going into town and seeing everybody, especially Mrs.  McSherry, who was her best friend, but I never did like Mrs.  McSherry's boys.  Not much, anyhow.

Of course, I wasn't going to church with them on account of the ringworm.  I had the 'ruption all over my scalp, and it itched like a sonovabitch.  My father attributed my malady to hanging around with the nigger kids--he would never say "nigger," even though we had two of our own before they ran away to the Federals.  He only allowed us to call them "colored people" or "darkies" or "servants." Like everybody else, I called the old ones aunts and uncles, just like I did my real aunt and uncle, those I knew like family, anyway.  I never understood him about that.  Christ, the niggers called themselves niggers.  So he thought I caught the eruption from the niggers who lived on the next farm--we'd borrow them sometimes to help with the farm work--but I reckon that I got it from David Steward's dog.  David was one of Poppa's students, and his half-dead Irish setter had a terrible case of the mange, but I felt sorry for the damned thing and petted it.  David had the ringworm too, so it had to be the dog.  Course, so did the niggers.  Seemed like everyone but Mother and Poppa had it that season.

Mother didn't care how I'd caught it.  She'd been doing her best to cure it by rubbing my head with silver nitrate medication that burned like fire and another potion she'd made up by dropping a copper penny into vinegar; and part of my hair fell out because of it and hasn't grown back even yet.  And as a further humiliation, I had to wear a turban around my head "so as not to scratch the worms and infect everybody else."

"I can't go out like this," I said to Poppa when he called me out of my room, expecting me to be all shined up and dressed for church.  I was in my night drawers, and I left my turban off.  My hair was mussed and greasy and itchy.  Poppa was wearing his best black suit and a shiny cravat, and Mother was wearing her Sunday dress and a brooch and a bonnet with a white bow.

He turned to Mother and said, "If you were conspiring with him to stay home on the Lord's Day, you could have at least told me.  I would have made provisions.  We could have borrowed Eliza from Arthur Allen.  She'd look after him while we're gone and make sure he had a decent Bible lesson." Poppa shook his head, as if he was telling somebody "No," and said, "At least his darkies didn't run off to the Yankees."

"You know why ours left," Mother said sharply.  That stopped Poppa pretty cold, and then she looked at me and said, "And how do you suppose we'd look taking Mundy with his head looking all encrustated like that? Mr.  McDowell, sometimes I wonder about--" Mother would always get started and then stop just like that.  Now she was the one looking guilty.  She talked low now, as if she was being introduced to someone important.  "Mundy will be fine here alone.  I've prepared his Bible lessons to study while we're at church.  Everything's all laid out on your desk.  You might want to approve it, of course.  And we can stop at Mr.  Allen's farm on the way to church.  I'm sure he won't mind sending one of the servants over to look after Mundy." She looked at me and nodded, as if to say "I told you so."

But I knew they wouldn't do any such thing.  They always used to threaten me with Eliza.  All she ever did though was tell me to read the "Raising of Lazarus" or "Daniel in the Lions' Den," and then she would put on all of Mother's dresses and bonnets and jewellery and twirl around like she was at a ball.  But she never did steal anything.

I heard a real good blast of cannonading in the distance; and Mother got the funny look on her face that she always gets when she's concerned and said, "Perhaps we should all stay here with Mundy."

But Poppa said, "It's just the usual annoyance of the enemy," and that was that.

He limped out onto the porch to listen, though.  I should have probably told you that Poppa had served in the militia as a chaplain until he got an inflammation in the bone of his leg.  He almost died from the blood poisoning and brain fever, and he had to use a cane after that, and sometimes his words would get all mixed up--but never when he was preaching the skin off the snakes.

"It's just skirmishing, like yesterday, and the day before that," he said, sniffing, as if he could smell the noise.  He used to do that in the schoolhouse back behind the barn, lift up his head and take a sniff, and then he'd take the switch to whoever was passing notes or whispering or not paying proper attention.  "But it might just come to something.  Your Colonel Ashby, God bless him, must be biting off General Shields's toes again.  And I hear that Jackson's coming north.  But that's all gossip.  I hear the same thing most every day." He sniffed again, and sure enough the cracking of muskets started, then died, and it seemed like it would just be an ordinary Sunday, except I wouldn't have to go to church.

Mother finally came out on the porch and said, "I do fear leaving Mundy alone."

"Well, I gave my solemn promise to Mr.  Williams that I'd deliver a sermon, and a man's word is his bond.  You can come with me or stay, as you will."

You see, Mother would always turn everything around on Poppa.  And there just wasn't any way she was going to stay with me and not go to town, even if she would have to worry about me a little.  We were used to the cannonading and the skirmishing.  It was nothing more, I suppose, than having thunderstorms every day.  Only that wasn't true.  Everybody was fearful, just nobody cared to show it.

I watched my folks go off in their carriage, but I didn't know that I was only going to see them once more in my life.  Or that Sunday was going to bring more than...