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A kiss too loud. A compatibility rating that shouldn't exist. A conspiracy that reaches to the throne.

When a routine kiss audit explodes (literally), bureaucrat Quin Merrit accidentally declares a 97% romantic match with the woman he's investigating-and uncovers a magical conspiracy that's turning love into chains.

Welcome to the Bureau of Amorous Compliance, where every kiss needs certification, marriage requires magical notarization, and breaking up involves more forms than declaring bankruptcy.

Senior Auditor Quin Merrit has one job: keep love properly contained. Check decibel levels during public displays of affection. Verify consent documentation. Maintain adequate sand buckets for when passion literally catches fire. He's never failed an audit.

Until the Thornley-Wickshire kiss exceeds municipal sound ordinances, destroys his equipment, and launches the worst day of his extremely regulated life.

Now demoted to investigating a suspicious engagement, Quin discovers:

• His new case involves Lyra Vex, a security consultant whose contract has more red flags than a semaphore convention
• Someone is selling enhanced magical ink that turns marriage contracts into unbreakable chains
• His own quill just declared them 97% romantically compatible (without authorization!)
• The fraud goes all the way to the Royal Court
• And his growing feelings for Lyra are definitely not covered by Form 1-A

Together, they must navigate a world where the Velvet Whisper Quartet judges your love life, wedding rings can literally bind you, and the most dangerous thing you can do is fall in love without filing the proper paperwork first.

But when their investigation threatens to expose nobles using love itself as currency, Quin and Lyra discover that some conspiracies require more than forms to fight. Sometimes you need a security consultant who's disturbingly good with knives, a bureaucrat who weaponizes regulation compliance, and enough sand buckets to contain the chaos.

Perfect for fans of:

• T. Kingfisher's Paladin series (fantasy romance with humor)
• Terry Pratchett's Going Postal (bureaucratic fantasy)
• Olivia Atwater's Half a Soul (regency fantasy with heart)
• The House in the Cerulean Sea (cozy fantasy with romance)
• Legends & Lattes (low-stakes fantasy that's secretly high-stakes)

If you've ever wanted to read:

• Fantasy romance where the magic system is literally paperwork
• Terry Pratchett but make it kissing
• A romance novel that requires forms for the romance
• Comedy that doesn't punch down
• A book where "I properly filed your documentation" is a declaration of love

...then welcome to the Bureau of Amorous Compliance.

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ "I did not expect to cry over a sand bucket, but here we are."

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ "Came for the premise, stayed for the genuinely touching romance between two people who show love by protecting each other's right to choose."

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ "This book made me actually enjoy reading about bureaucracy. I'm concerned about myself."

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ "The Velvet Whisper Quartet judged my life choices and I thanked them."

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ "Warning: Will cause you to check all your contracts for enhanced binding clauses."

Series reading order:

1. Paperwork of Destiny (you are here!)
2. Treaties of Echoes
3. Auditors of Eternity

Begin your bureaucratic romance adventure today. Form 1-A (Consent to be Emotionally Compromised) is included with purchase.