Jack Offonew

Jack Offonew is from Wales in the United Kingdom and has no qualifications whatsoever in any of the subjects that other people from third world countries write for him.

Since his release from Broadmoor high-security psychiatric hospital for the criminally insane Jack has been pretending to be an author for around 5 weeks, pumping out top quality bog standard books via his Mother's internet connection as fast as humanly possible, because he is not able to hold down a regular job. At the time of writing he is also failing at this.

When Jack is not scamming people online he enjoys drinking too much and armed robbery.