Vertical Lines : A Compilation of Sarcasm. Word Play, and Witticisms

Andrew A Felder

ISBN 10: 1637523289 / ISBN 13: 9781637523285

Edité par Crest Publications Group Dez 2020, 2020

Neuware - An entertaining (and often sidesplitting) collection of wit, humor, and cleverness. Page after page of words of wisdom sharing space with wisecracks, puns, sarcasm, and famous quotations ensure that you will laugh and smile as the stresses of the day fade away. Vertical Lines is a treasure trove of intelligent word play, sometimes sardonic, sometimes sarcastic, and (best of all) sometimes just laugh-out-loud funny! Open to any page and see for yourself.Samples: I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it. Necrophilia is that uncontrollable urge to crack open a cold one. Impotence is nature's way of saying 'No hard feelings.'If you smoke after sex, you're doing it too fast.Amnesia is nature's way of saying, 'Forget it!' Sometimes I wake up grumpy. Other times I let him sleep. Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity. I am nobody; nobody is perfect; therefore, I am perfect. N° de réf. du vendeur 9781637523285

Synopsis :

An entertaining (and often sidesplitting) collection of wit, humor, and cleverness. Page after page of words of wisdom sharing space with wisecracks, puns, sarcasm, and famous quotations ensure that you will laugh and smile as the stresses of the day fade away. Vertical Lines is a treasure trove of intelligent word play, sometimes sardonic, sometimes sarcastic, and (best of all) sometimes just laugh-out-loud funny! Open to any page and see for yourself....

Samples:

I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.

Necrophilia is that uncontrollable urge to crack open a cold one.

Impotence is nature's way of saying "No hard feelings."

If you smoke after sex, you're doing it too fast.

Amnesia is nature's way of saying, "Forget it!"

Sometimes I wake up grumpy. Other times I let him sleep.

Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.

I am nobody; nobody is perfect; therefore, I am perfect.

À propos de l'auteur: Retired from city management and the practice of law, Andrew Felder is the editor and publisher of The Network Magazine - a bi-monthly publication which reaches over 100,000 throughout the United States. Vertical Lines is the first in a series of books featuring humorous excerpts that have appeared in the magazine over the last ten tears.

Détails bibliographiques

Titre : Vertical Lines : A Compilation of Sarcasm. ...
Éditeur : Crest Publications Group Dez 2020
Date d'édition : 2020
Reliure : Taschenbuch
Etat : Neu