Who Moved My Soap?: The CEO's Guide to Surviving Prison: The Bernie Madoff Edition

Borowitz, Andy

ISBN 10: 0743251423 / ISBN 13: 9780743251426

Edité par Simon & Schuster, New York, 2003

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• Titre: Who Moved My Soap?: The CEO's Guide to Surviving Prison: The Bernie Madoff Edition
• Éditeur: Simon & Schuster, New York
• Date de parution: 2003
• Langue: anglais
• ISBN à 10 chiffres: 0743251423
• ISBN à 13 chiffres: 9780743251426
• Reliure: Softcover
• Édition: 1st Edition.
• État de l'article: Fine
• Signé: Signé par l'auteur
• Catalogues du vendeur:
  • Humor

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Synopsis

They threw the book at Madoff. Now here's the book he needs.

While many books are offered for the CEO who aims to survive the cutthroat competition of the corporate jungle, not a single one offers to help those same CEOs when the law catches up with them. That is, until now.

This book offers valuable advice for those executives who have cooked the books, and now find themselves paying the price. Borowitz covers all aspects of prison life, from exit strategies (prison-break tips) to ways of keeping the business acumen sharp (how to make the Warden your most valuable employee) to prison cell feng shui and even self-defense (how to use this book as a deadly weapon). Convicted corporate executives should look at this time spent in prison as an opportunity, rather than a disadvantage. New business contacts can be established, new management strategies tested-time can even be spent working on the golf game so it says sharp for ten, twenty, however many years.
Direct from Bernie Madoff's cellmate, Who Moved My Soap? The CEO's Guide to Surviving in Prison is loaded with helpful tips, including:

Complete Corporate-Speak/Prison Slang Glossary

How to earn $$$ making vanity license plates

Trophy wives, and how to avoid becoming one

How to avoid getting back-stabbed literally

Don't forget, Who Moved My Soap? will be both small enough to fit in the pocket of your prison uniform, but also thick enough to hollow out and hide cigarettes in!

Who Moved My Soap? is a must read for any white collar criminal. CEOs headed to the Big House will now have something to read to help them pass the time. It's also a must read for those of us who were fleeced by them.

À propos de l?auteur

Andy Borowitz is an award-winning comedian and New York Times bestselling author. He grew up in Cleveland, Ohio, and graduated from Harvard College, where he became President of the Harvard Lampoon. In 1998, he began contributing humor to The New Yorker’s “Shouts & Murmurs” and “Talk of the Town” departments, and in 2001, he created “The Borowitz Report,” a satirical news column, which has millions of readers around the world. In 2012, The New Yorker began publishing “The Borowitz Report.” As a storyteller, he hosted “Stories at the Moth” from 1999 to 2009. As a comedian, he has played to sold-out venues around the world, including during his national tour, “Make America Not Embarrassing Again,” from 2018 to 2020. He is the first-ever winner of the National Press Club’s humor award. He lives with his family in New Hampshire.