100 Excuses for Not Doing Things is the ultimate survival guide for procrastinators, commitment-phobes, and masters of creative avoidance. Whether you're dodging a dinner invitation, arriving late for the 100th time, or finding a reason not to go to work (again), this book has you covered — hilariously.
🎭 Why make an excuse? Because reality is boring and imagination is unlimited. With over 300 laugh-out-loud excuses divided across themes like lateness, social avoidance, and pure laziness, this book is a comedy goldmine for anyone who's ever thought: “There must be a better way to say no.”
🧠 What you'll find inside:
- 💬 100+ absurd, smart, and wildly creative excuses for being late
- 🚫 100+ hilarious ways to avoid invitations without hurting feelings
- 🛋️ 100+ brilliant excuses for not doing anything at all — ever
- 🤣 Bonus sections: brand-new excuses, jokes, and satirical commentary
"This book is dangerously funny. I now fear commitments more than ever!" — An actual reader, probably
📚 Perfect for:
- Fans of humor, satire, and absurd comedy
- Gift-givers looking for a unique and funny present
- Professionals, students, dreamers — basically, anyone alive
Warning: Do not use these excuses in court or with your boss. But definitely use them at parties.
Author: May Betom Horrow, internationally unknown for doing absolutely nothing and making excuses sound like poetry.
Buy now and never run out of excuses again!